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  • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

    I attempt to seduce the nearest goat

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    Nat 11

    DM: "It's 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message."

    Goat [via message]: "Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?"

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    • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

      Cue my ...entry... music

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      [$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]

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        So, Mr. Bond, we meet again ..

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        Do you expect me to talk?

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          Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?

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            No option for no shirt....

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              I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it's a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.

              For most of us though, help is a door knock away.

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              What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they're not available to help.

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                I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

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                My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can't sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.

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                  No option for no shirt....

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                  The bottom row

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                    8- got sensitive nipples.

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                      20

                      If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

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                        20

                        If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

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                        REALEST COMMENT HERE

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                          1 if its very cold, otherwise pick randomly between 4,5, 19 or 20

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                            20

                            If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

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                            This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.

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                              20 > 18 > 4 if I'm really tired and lazy

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                                I fixed the image for you

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                                Fixed it more better

                                Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

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                                  Roll 2 D6, divide by 4

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                                  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU [email protected]

                                    20 since I was like 9 or 10.

                                    Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

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                                    20 is where it's at, for sure.

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                                      20 and its the only correct way

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                                        Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?

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                                        I don't mean to be the bearer if bad news but 5 am is past most people's theshhold where late becomes early.

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                                          18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

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