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When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    Is this some 'The Price Is Right' reveal? As a prepper, I bid $10,001!

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      What a deal

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      • magnetosphere@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        My answer depends heavily on whether it’s chunky or creamy

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        finally, someone asking the right questions

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          Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of... anything?

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          Yes, that's why they use them.

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          • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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            Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              Like that guy who bought 40 pounds of parmesan for 10 bucks.

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                That hing on their hands... It doesn't look like a spoon.

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                  Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh

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                  Racid? Do you mean rancid?

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                    Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of... anything?

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                    it couldn’t hold hundreds of pounds of air… or of hydrofluoric acid

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                      he’s planning a murder/suicide involving peanut butter

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                        he’s planning a murder/suicide involving peanut butter

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                          I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.

                          So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.

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                          • skribe@aussie.zoneS [email protected]

                            Nah, it's just crunchy.

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                            crunchy and 'spicey'

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                              Racid? Do you mean rancid?

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                              He meant racist.

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                                Now do it with other food like milk.

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                                  That's not nearly enough for a lifetime

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                                  • tudsamfa@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.

                                    So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.

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                                    probably for hunting.

                                    Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.

                                    Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.

                                    Take my peanut butter away?

                                    From my warm sticky hands!

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                                      That hing on their hands... It doesn't look like a spoon.

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                                      that word in your comment, doesn't look like a thing.

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                                        I think I'm overpaying for peanut butter

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                                        .

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                                          This is probably like... number one on the "my partner might be a doomsday prepper" checklist.

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