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      if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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        That doesn't sound right but I don't know anything about women to dispute it.

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          Poe's law

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            Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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              Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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              That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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                  The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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                  What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                    This has to be satire.

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                      Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                        What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                        I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                          I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                          Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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                            Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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                              This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                                if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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                                No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                                  Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                                  Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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                                    Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                                      This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                                      I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                                        No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                                        Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                                          We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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