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    Poe's law

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      Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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        Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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        That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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          The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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            The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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            What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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              This has to be satire.

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                Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                  What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                  I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                    I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                    Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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                      Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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                        This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                          if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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                          No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                            Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                            Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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                              Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                                This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                                I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                                  No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                                  Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                                    We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                      That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                                      The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                                        What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                                        Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                          We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                          "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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