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    I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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    Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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      Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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        This must be why the site is still in Beta

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        • omniman@anarchist.nexusO [email protected]

          if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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          No, for that you have to fill her up.

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            Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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            Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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              Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                  No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                  Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                    We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                      That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                      The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                        What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                        Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                        • S [email protected]

                          We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                          "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                          • L [email protected]

                            Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                            My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                              To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they're ovulating.

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                                Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                Certainly, m'lady!

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                                  My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                  Why, thank you, I've just been to the remora. And might I say what a stable dorsal fin you have.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                    Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.

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                                      Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.

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                                      no wonder it didn't work, that's not even cheese

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                                        "No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!"

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                                          Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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                                          Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

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