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    Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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      This must be why the site is still in Beta

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      • omniman@anarchist.nexusO [email protected]

        if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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        No, for that you have to fill her up.

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          Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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          Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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            Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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              This must be why the site is still in Beta

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              I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                  We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                    That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                    The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                      What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                      Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                        We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                        "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                          Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                          My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                            "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                            To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they're ovulating.

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                              Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                              Certainly, m'lady!

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                                My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                Why, thank you, I've just been to the remora. And might I say what a stable dorsal fin you have.

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                                  "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                  Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.

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                                    Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.

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                                    no wonder it didn't work, that's not even cheese

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                                      "No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!"

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                                        Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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                                        Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

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                                          We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                          That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.

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