Foolproof advice
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This must be why the site is still in Beta
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if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?
No, for that you have to fill her up.
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Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?
Madam, my compliments to your ovaries
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Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?
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This must be why the site is still in Beta
I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever
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No, for that you have to fill her up.
Fill her up with love š„ŗ
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
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That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.
The Cheat is vacuuming.
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What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?
Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
"Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."
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Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?
My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.
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"Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they're ovulating.
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Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.
Certainly, m'lady!
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My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.
Why, thank you, I've just been to the remora. And might I say what a stable dorsal fin you have.
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"Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."
Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
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Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
no wonder it didn't work, that's not even cheese
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"No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!"
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Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.
Hi. Welcome to the Internet.
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
wrote last edited by [email protected]That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.
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Suckers gonna suck
