As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Hey, where'd they get a picture of me?!
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
wrote last edited by [email protected]A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
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what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe
Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
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A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
I expected way more acne
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I expected way more acne
on his face?
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on his face?
On his everywhere
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.
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Hey, where'd they get a picture of me?!
At this point, they have pictures of all of us
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism
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A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
Yep it's so unfair that fashion uses unattainable levels of beauty every time. This is the equivalent of the anorexic model wearing high fashion on the cat walk to sell eye liners.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
Those fucking casters can't hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
My culture is not your costume.
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I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.
Fuck yeah! Murica!
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Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!
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That soda isn't nearly big enough.
I am sitting with worse posture than this.
