Everyone on the planet gets soul transplanted into their complete and total opposite. How fucked/blessed are you?

[kolanaki@pawb.social]

I think I might have just been shot and killed.

[tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz]

What is the opposite of human?
A mountain? A shrimp?
Hmm... No... A human is a conscious being... Therefore, the complete opposite can not be conscious. I physically exist, therefore the complete and total opposite does not.

Not terrible fucked or blessed... Just very very inactive? And inexistent?

[sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml]

I would kms for the greater good use my immense wealth to fund global communism

[lime@feddit.nu]

joke's on you i don't believe in souls

[teamassimilation@infosec.pub]

Plot twist: you become the dumbest puppy alive

[none_dc@lemmy.world]

I'm the freaking Ben Shapiro?! Time to put WOKE propaganda in the Daily Wire then.

[deathbybigsad@sh.itjust.works]

Luigi become Waluigi?

Oh no, children's hospitals are gonna be anakin'ed

And I'd be a raging nazi billionaire, nah fam, I'm out, fuck that shit.

(Do I still get to keep my memories and conscience?)

[theleadensea@sh.itjust.works]

Opposite in which dimension?

Consciousness? I'm not conscious, I don't care

Wealth? I get rich, yay

Happiness? I get sad, nooo

Spacial position relative to Earth's core? Not sure exactly how, but probably dead in some way

[shalafi@lemmy.world]

Guess I'll find out what it's like to be a young conservative lesbian. Going to be a wild ride. How would I even get dates?!

[abbotsbury@lemmy.world]

I think everyone is equally fucked/blessed in that scenario

[kokusnussritter@discuss.tchncs.de]

That'd be an absolute win. Belly rubs, treats everyone is in awe when you smile your dorky smile

[jewbacca117@lemmy.world]

Checks out. Your blood is inside your body. His isn't anymore

[johnefrancis@lemmy.ca]

a bit thin. pretty short. kinda dumb. kinda poor. youngish. single. no pets. far right. unemployed. illiterate. bad with computers. homeless. lesbian woman. shoeless. naked. long hair and pretty much zero body hair.

Doesn't sound great but I could make it work.

[nemo@slrpnk.net]

Since I live a life of immense privilege now, pretty damn fucked.

[rbwells@lemmy.world]

Hmm, I would be a male, short, fat, conservative, idle, angry, gay. I guess I'd get a 4chan account and a big truck I had to climb awkwardly into?

Would lose most of what I like about myself but not sure. On things where we are middle of population we would keep those? So unless wildly brilliant or gorgeous you would not end up terribly stupid or ugly, right?

[bizarroland@lemmy.world]

Yes, you have the memories of the body that you have inhabited, but you also retain your original memories.

[tonyostrich@lemmy.world]

Well, I'm mildly autistic with absolutely zero charisma, and follow through with my moral and ethical beliefs almost to a fault. I'm probably "smarter" than average, but nowhere near smart enough for it to offset any of the previously mentioned issues.

So I'd be dumb and charismatic at a minimum. Sounds like I'd be set for life and quite happy.

[rarsamx@lemmy.ca]

I don't have a soul, so probably I remain the same.

[last_philosopher@lemmy.world]

So I get to be an unemployed Chinese woman with high financial needs. I don't see this ending well.

[bzzbiotch@lemmy.world]

Y’all guys would be fucked!