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OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT

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      I mean it's fair enough. It's not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.

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        Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.

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          Sam Altman at this point is a parody of a human being, one that failed upwards in spectacular fashion. I can't wait to see the postmortem of why AI failed, and this weird advert for AI to be cited. ROFL

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            Is that a man or is that a cockroach in a human suit ?

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              I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.

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                A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid.
                Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family

                He's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.

                Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️‍🩹

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                  A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid.
                  Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family

                  He's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.

                  Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️‍🩹

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                  ChatGPT has historically been proven wrong time and time again. Reason has already been applied.

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                    What would be Darwin‘s response?

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                      ChatGPT has historically been proven wrong time and time again. Reason has already been applied.

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                      Sam Altman: "My baby won't stop crying, what can I do?"

                      ChatGPT: "Have you tried violently shaking it?"

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                        Sam Altman: "My baby won't stop crying, what can I do?"

                        ChatGPT: "Have you tried violently shaking it?"

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                        Did you turn it off and on again?

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                          Did you turn it off and on again?

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                          I turned it off but now it won’t turn on again.

                          I tried plugging it in. What now?

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                            A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid.
                            Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family

                            He's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.

                            Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️‍🩹

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                            It is difficult to maintain polite discourse and validate people's feelings of discomfort. Thank you.

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                              Sam Altman: "My baby won't stop crying, what can I do?"

                              ChatGPT: "Have you tried violently shaking it?"

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                              Sam Altman: "My baby feels cold, what can I do to warm them?"

                              ChatGPT: "I see that you have a baby that feels cold and you want to warm them. In my instruction I assume, your house has a kitchen with either gas or electricity suplied..."

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                                I turned it off but now it won’t turn on again.

                                I tried plugging it in. What now?

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                                If this doesn't work, call the support number it should be I̴͚̕n̵̺̓s̴͚͐i̷̜͒d̶̡̆e̶̥͗ ̸͖̌t̴̥͆ẖ̷͌e̵͕͘ ̴̝̿s̷̫̔ḵ̷͠ȗ̴͜l̶̢̒ĺ̷̹

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                                  Holy shit we are definitely living in a satire simulation running as a VR experience for people living in a less funny but just as brutal reality.

                                  Like holy shit you can't write this shit, this has got to have people at The Onion quaking in their papery and layered exteriors.

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                                    You know what? I believe him.

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                                      I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.

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                                      I don't. I'm sure of it.

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                                        Altman reminds of all those robot Zuckerberg memes.

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                                          A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid.
                                          Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family

                                          He's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.

                                          Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️‍🩹

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                                          Reacting emotionally to serial liars seems fair to me. Sam Altman can fuck off

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