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OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT

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    Altman reminds of all those robot Zuckerberg memes.

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      A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid.
      Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family

      He's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.

      Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️‍🩹

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      Reacting emotionally to serial liars seems fair to me. Sam Altman can fuck off

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        A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid.
        Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family

        He's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.

        Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️‍🩹

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        I'm not empathetic with psychos like him, especially when he's not seeking therapy and wants to destroy the world instead.

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          ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”

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            It just goes to show. Financial success doesn't equal a good person (or parent, in this case)

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              I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.

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              Power does things to people

              So does an insular community

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              • naich@lemmings.worldN [email protected]

                I mean it's fair enough. It's not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.

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                https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872

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                  I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.

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                  Lack of empathy, born with golden spoons in their mouths

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                  • geekftw@lemmy.zipG [email protected]

                    Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.

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                    You have to understand that like 50% of the American population are even more useless than him.

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                    • geekftw@lemmy.zipG [email protected]

                      Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.

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                      oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor's appointment so i wasn't there. the way they tell it, i'm the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i'm at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.

                      my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.

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                        It just goes to show. Financial success doesn't equal a good person (or parent, in this case)

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                        Pretty sure it's an inverse correlation or maybe a bell curve with some outliers on either end.

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                          then why even have a baby? the joy of caring for that child--of experiencing fatherhood--is a big reason for having babies.

                          not taking steps to learn how to be a father is like buying a hog and slapping training wheels on it. you're never going to get to really enjoy that ride.

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                            so he's an idiot, got it

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                              If he literally knew nothing and was worried for his child he could have hired a well paid live-in nursemaid and forgotten about the money it cost the next half hour.

                              Instead he used his child as an experiment.

                              “Hey dad, are you proud of me?”

                              “I’m proud of the value you created for me and the shareholders.”

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                                what a fucking useless human.

                                I vote we start calling me Elon Jr.

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                                  Is he admitting ignorance to something that literally tens of billions of people have done, including people who can't read and never knew what a computer was, or even how to make fire? This is the guy who we should trust with making an "artificial intelligence"?

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                                  • naich@lemmings.worldN [email protected]

                                    I mean it's fair enough. It's not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.

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                                    plus it's such a horrendously complex thing that you definitely can't largely figure out on your own

                                    hey my infant keeps leaking this foul smelling brown stuff, what's going on??? if only i had access to AI so i could figure this out..

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                                      What would be Darwin‘s response?

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                                      He'd fuck off to the Galapagos and hide from all the idiots.

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                                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                        oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor's appointment so i wasn't there. the way they tell it, i'm the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i'm at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.

                                        my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.

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                                        Your brother and sister in law sound like they were made for each other, both insane.

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                                          Ok, guys, at least Mr Sam is wannabe Steve Jobs and not wannabe a Hitler's orange hair twin

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