Let's play this game again
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Super speed of course!!
Doesn't come with super damage resistance or super maneuverability. You cannot instantly turn or stop, and one mistake will lead to you crashing into something to death.
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I GET IMMORTALITY!
wrote on last edited by [email protected]...I mean, weren't the side effects already well-explored?
You can't die now, ever, not by accident, not by suicide. When you get bored of life, you cannot end it. You lose mental agility, collect all sorts of traumatic experiences, fall out with other people, and when they all die, you're still there - all alone, forever, in an unfriendly, cold, dark place, with no hopes to escape.
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Shoot butts out my laser
Butt laser you say?
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I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
Most communities find it a violation and ban you, reverting your votes
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Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
Every animal wants to come into your house to greet their friend
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Will to live
Doesn't come with extra happiness. You just get to live a miserable life in dim hopes it will ever get better.
P.S. On a serious note, there is hope and a good life, I just extrapolated the situation by adding will to live in itself. You deserve all the best!
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Be able to transform into animals
But you can never truly change who you are.
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infinite money
You did such a frivolous spending you ended up causing massive disruptive inflation that destroyed the industry and the economy. Earth is now a much less friendly place to be.
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ability to make people say/do what you want them to
But you have to say it with a silly voice, and if either of you laughs the effect is broken.
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Be able to transform into animals
The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.
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While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn't pass health inspection
That is disgusting but so well written
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Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
You become a MAGA supporter
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Mind reading
Whenever you do it, the fact you're reading someone's mind is announced loudly in their mind and in the minds of anyone nearby.
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Controlling time to undo mistakes i have done in the past
Like misspelling "undo"?
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infinite money
IRS audits, people kidnapping you and/or your family to get at your money, an inability to know who likes you for yourself and who just wants your money...
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The ability to change the probability of events happening
You can only make small changes, and it doesn't always work. So, you don't actually know if you have the power or if something slightly improbable happened.
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Speed up or slow down time at will
You can't actually change time, just your perception of time. Your muscles don't move any faster. If someone is throwing a punch at you and you slow down time, you can appreciate the fist moving at your face for an hour of your slowed-down time, but you still can't dodge the punch. If you speed up time, you still need to eat, sleep, and perform other bodily functions. So, instead of getting hungry every few hours, you get hungry in what feels like seconds. And, since you don't have super-speed, you need to slow time back down again so you can eat.
It might still be a power worth having, but it's not as awesome as it might seem at first.
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Be able to transform into animals
But not humans
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The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.
Oh you had to go there - Op becomes the most successful account on patreon.
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impeccable social skills
