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    Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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    It's called methamphetamine and you have to keep doing it for the effect to work. Also, after 5 days or so, the shadow people start haunting you.

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      The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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        You can give it to others but never yourself.

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        I'd take that power.

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          The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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          You remove superpower along with its side effects.

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            only you see it

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            I already have this power.

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            • M [email protected]

              Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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              You still dream, though. At times, it becomes hard to distinguish between reality and your nightmares

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              • M [email protected]

                The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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                ,,..For half an hour

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                  Oh you had to go there - Op becomes the most successful account on patreon.

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                  Or the "other patreon"

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                    Happiness

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                    You can't turn the power off and lack the incentive to ever do anything for yourself. You soon die of dehydration.

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                      I am ironman

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                        But not humans

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                        So I could never turn back to my original form. That is a big downside

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                          The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.

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                          That's rough

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                            I am ironman

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                            All your joints are rusted up because you've never properly dried yourself as a kid.

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                              I am ironman

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                              But you get rusty in moist environments; when you urinate you slowly rot away your urethra.

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                                I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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                                Downside: It’s not gluten-free.

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                                  I am ironman

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                                  you're also an addict

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                                    I am ironman

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                                    It's liqud iron.

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                                      When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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                                      You can only use this superpower in winter.

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                                        Be able to transform into animals

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                                        But retain your ability to speak your primary language.

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                                          Teleportation.

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                                          But you have to walk there

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