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    I am ironman

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      But not humans

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      So I could never turn back to my original form. That is a big downside

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        The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.

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        That's rough

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          I am ironman

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          All your joints are rusted up because you've never properly dried yourself as a kid.

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            I am ironman

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            But you get rusty in moist environments; when you urinate you slowly rot away your urethra.

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              I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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              Downside: It’s not gluten-free.

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                I am ironman

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                you're also an addict

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                  I am ironman

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                  It's liqud iron.

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                    When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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                    You can only use this superpower in winter.

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                      Be able to transform into animals

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                      But retain your ability to speak your primary language.

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                        Teleportation.

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                        But you have to walk there

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                          This sucks because all of the responses are negative.

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                            The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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                            Check out 'Monster Eater', that's the premise of the MC's story.

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                              So you'd be interpolating between a keg-shaped dwarf and slenderman; sounds nice, too

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                              Honestly, I could probably get behind that lol. After long enough I bet you could get really good at getting your mass exactly how you wanted it depending on what you want to do.

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                                I am ironman

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                                Subscription fees apply, and they're higher if you don't get the ad revenue tier.

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                                  I am ironman

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                                  you have an iron deficiency

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                                    So I could never turn back to my original form. That is a big downside

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                                    That’s just what we call “the Tobias experience.”

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                                      Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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                                        oh shit oh shit I'll keep my awkwardness and remain fragrant then

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                                        i think you just need to do homeoffice

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                                          This sucks because all of the responses are negative.

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                                          You have to live to come to these conclusions

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