Let's play this game again
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
You have to live to come to these conclusions
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Instant teleportation
It's instant from everyone else's perspective, you have a 5 minute cut scene that outlines the area you teleported to, but not a second goes by from the moment you teleport to after you are there.
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You're also broke, because money can't buy happiness
::: spoiler offtopic
*looking at a game i want*
guess i need to pirate to have fun
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Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
They are a fixed diameter of half a mile across.
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
It's more funny that way.
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you have an iron deficiency
Anemicman
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They are a fixed diameter of half a mile across.
Honestly I just wanted to cool my drinks but I'll take flattening cities too
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It's called methamphetamine and you have to keep doing it for the effect to work. Also, after 5 days or so, the shadow people start haunting you.
Oh, that was the cognitive decline I mentioned. That and not feeling tired (without needing to take meth) is the super power....
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You still dream, though. At times, it becomes hard to distinguish between reality and your nightmares
Oh.... Oh no.
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I am ironman
You're literally made of iron
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Are prostheses and implants considered part of your body for purposes of teleport?
If say only you physical body teleports, leaving behind a pile of clothes, the contents of your digestive tract, and contact lenses. You arrive naked, hungry, and blind.
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impeccable social skills
Your power only applies to interacteons with animals.
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Be able to transform into animals
You cannot turn back.
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Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
With every ice cube you create, your life is shortened by one year.
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I am ironman
Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.
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impeccable social skills
You suffer from excruciating social anxiety when alone.
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Teleportation.
All your body parts teleport to different locations
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I name my toilet Will, problem solved
You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
You are locked in a cellar below the Vatican. Your powers only work after you drink a gallon of holy water.
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Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
You emit a powerful neurotoxin from your sweat glands that kills any dog within a five mile radius. To people you just smell like chocolate.
