Let's play this game again
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
It's more funny that way.
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you have an iron deficiency
Anemicman
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They are a fixed diameter of half a mile across.
Honestly I just wanted to cool my drinks but I'll take flattening cities too
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It's called methamphetamine and you have to keep doing it for the effect to work. Also, after 5 days or so, the shadow people start haunting you.
Oh, that was the cognitive decline I mentioned. That and not feeling tired (without needing to take meth) is the super power....
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You still dream, though. At times, it becomes hard to distinguish between reality and your nightmares
Oh.... Oh no.
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I am ironman
You're literally made of iron
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Are prostheses and implants considered part of your body for purposes of teleport?
If say only you physical body teleports, leaving behind a pile of clothes, the contents of your digestive tract, and contact lenses. You arrive naked, hungry, and blind.
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impeccable social skills
Your power only applies to interacteons with animals.
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Be able to transform into animals
You cannot turn back.
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Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
With every ice cube you create, your life is shortened by one year.
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I am ironman
Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.
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impeccable social skills
You suffer from excruciating social anxiety when alone.
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Teleportation.
All your body parts teleport to different locations
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I name my toilet Will, problem solved
You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
You are locked in a cellar below the Vatican. Your powers only work after you drink a gallon of holy water.
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Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
You emit a powerful neurotoxin from your sweat glands that kills any dog within a five mile radius. To people you just smell like chocolate.
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You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
Since toilets are not usually named, I can name any toilet I want! Plus I can always find someone named Will
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You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
Also I can just change my name to will, poop on my hand and throw it at my enemies
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You have a two-party political system and must respect the results of your elections.
Only one party does that lol
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Will to live
Yes, but your will to live is tied to the US GDP. The higher the GDP, the stronger your will to live, the weaker the GDP the stronger your desire to end your existence. This might not sound so bad at face value but every politician on the planet has this information, your desire to live is an economic and political tool.
