Let's play this game again
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The ability to change the probability of events happening
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Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
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Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
It doesn't turn off, you have to manually burn oxygen molecules with every cell constantly to live
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I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
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It doesn't turn off, you have to manually burn oxygen molecules with every cell constantly to live
The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I'd have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.
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I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
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Ability to make cheese at will.
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Your weight also change, but the difference is converted to energy using mass–energy equivalence formula.
Grow slowly -> walking air cooler
Shink rapidly -> Boom
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There's an episode of Justice League where Superman goes at it with Darkseid. Supes says that he always has to be careful and that the whole world is like cardboard to him, so this is the first time he can really let go.
So, you can't pick up a coffee cup or touch anyone without worrying about destroying something.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
This is an interesting side effect.
- Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
- If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
- Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
- If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.
The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.
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Ability to make cheese at will.
You are also able to end all wars
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Speed up or slow down time at will
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Shapeshifting
Granted, but you can never turn back
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Shapeshifting (also, yes)
Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.
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Ability to make cheese at will.
it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
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Speed up or slow down time at will
Side effect: but, every time you do, it causes you to have an eight-hour-long, extremely intense psychedelic experience.
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Side effect: but, every time you do, it causes you to have an eight-hour-long, extremely intense psychedelic experience.
how come this guy gets to have two superpowers?
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The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
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Granted, but you can never turn back
access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.
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Speed up or slow down time at will
You are also affected.
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You can't turn it off or filter out any thoughts and are lost in a cacophony of thoughts bombarding you every second from evey living thing. Even isolation isnt a relief as the animals and insects asail you with their primitive instinctual thoughts.
Antarctica here I come!
