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    Telekinesis

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    You have to sing to the object to make your power work, with the required pitch dependent on the mass of the object. The larger the mass, the deeper the tone, with really small objects requiring very high pitched tones. You're tone deaf and spend most of your time badly singing scales at objects, trying to figure out the correct pitch.

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      But you will always give someone else credit for it

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      Hell yeah, I'm down for that. Get yourself a partner you trust and become unstoppable

      Or become an untraceable terrorist, now that I think about it

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        (Along the equator) in relation to the core along the polar axis. See how I did that? I filled in your implied point of reference. Isn't that a pretty stupid reference compared to, idk, where your are standing now?

        How much is a 3 square feet patch of grass moving in relation to the one nearest you? Two points on a grid. It doesn't matter if the grid is being translated around an axis, the two points are basically fixed and dont move in relation to each other.

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        I see how you don't understand reference frames. From any reference point, the 2 sides of the globe are moving differently. If you consider 1 side stationary, the other side of the earth is moving 3200 km/hr relative to you. If you're at the core both sides are moving in opposite directions. I think you could teleport from one pole to the other and be ok. Reference frames by definition cannot be rotating.

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          I have wolverine level regeneration.

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            I have wolverine level regeneration.

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            But only for your foreskin

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              But only for your foreskin

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              Cool I get my foreskin back.

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                At least i won't cry lava or something toxic the first one was so evil but yours love it

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                Thanks, not enough people coming up with reasonable side effects. Not every side effect is a monkey paw type thing, some are even beneficial or and or better than the original result

                Thats how we got Viagra

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                  I see how you don't understand reference frames. From any reference point, the 2 sides of the globe are moving differently. If you consider 1 side stationary, the other side of the earth is moving 3200 km/hr relative to you. If you're at the core both sides are moving in opposite directions. I think you could teleport from one pole to the other and be ok. Reference frames by definition cannot be rotating.

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                  Incorrect. Any two walkable points on the earths surface relative to each other are for all practical intents and purposes static. The examples you gave earlier were relative to the earth's axis.

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                    The deletion is absolute (all atoms, creates a true void), and infinite in size vertically. Your first use of this power results in massive tectonic shifts and (admittedly low-key) global chaos.

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                    still worth imagine you just have a bad day and just cause global chaos

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                      My superpower is pain

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                        My superpower is pain

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                        .... everytime you pee.

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                          a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.

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                          There's no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah!

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                            It’s not. It’s predictable and pathetic. Typical reddit level stupidity.

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                            It's funny if they are creative and actually engage with the power. But most just seem to be "you get cancer" type stuff, or just "your power only works in this one hyper specific and useless way"

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                              The entire superman set, minus kryptonite

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                                I have wolverine level regeneration.

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                                .... but you regenerate too much

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                                  The entire superman set, minus kryptonite

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                                  You are invisible.

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                                    .... but you regenerate too much

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                                    So super cancer?

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                                      Be able to transform into animals

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                                      But only indoors and you immediately shit in the floor.

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                                        Teleportation.

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                                        Every time you do it you shit your pants

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                                          With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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                                          As someone who can command the end of other people's lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.

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