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    You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence

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    Wow that's a good one that I don't even want to answer for my own moral safety

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    • watson387@sopuli.xyzW [email protected]

      Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.

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      How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.

      Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.

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      • penguin202124@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

        Real life Ctrl+Z

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        you can only undo one millisecond at a time

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        • M [email protected]

          The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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          Found the Haskell programmer

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            I always succeed at anything I attempt

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            • _lordmcnuggets_@feddit.org_ [email protected]

              I am ironman

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              You are unable to see a wringly shirt without trying to smooth it out

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              • aksamit@slrpnk.netA [email protected]

                There's medication that helps autism?

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                symptom management, and that's about it.

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                • W [email protected]

                  You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

                  Except, there's just one small problem...

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                  I'm Mr beast?

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                  • H [email protected]

                    Can reproduce

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                    Makes sense

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                    • K [email protected]

                      I always succeed at anything I attempt

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                      But you will always give someone else credit for it

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                      • M [email protected]

                        So just the comic version lol.

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                        someone says they're ironman they gotta deal with the consequences lol

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                        • penguin202124@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                          Real life Ctrl+Z

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                          Everyone within 100 meters feels an urge to look in your direction as soon as you think about using your power.

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                          • drunkanroot@sh.itjust.worksD [email protected]

                            i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there

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                            The deletion is absolute (all atoms, creates a true void), and infinite in size vertically. Your first use of this power results in massive tectonic shifts and (admittedly low-key) global chaos.

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                              Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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                              They are hollow, only a couple millimeters thick. They melt in less than a minute.

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                              • K [email protected]

                                A matter of keeping some hair in a jar as well as a photograph of mine

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                                Ide start an only fans account

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                                • aksamit@slrpnk.netA [email protected]

                                  How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.

                                  Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.

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                                  No doubt

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

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                                    You get dehydrated if you create too much

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                                      You get dehydrated if you create too much

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                                      At least i won't cry lava or something toxic the first one was so evil but yours love it

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                                        I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

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                                        But every container you encounter has a leakage.

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                                        • drunkanroot@sh.itjust.worksD [email protected]

                                          i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there

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                                          Creates cavitation backlash that prevents precision carving and also can cause fission events you cant control

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