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    You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

    Except, there's just one small problem...

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    I'm Mr beast?

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      Can reproduce

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      Makes sense

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        I always succeed at anything I attempt

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        But you will always give someone else credit for it

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          So just the comic version lol.

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          someone says they're ironman they gotta deal with the consequences lol

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            Real life Ctrl+Z

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            Everyone within 100 meters feels an urge to look in your direction as soon as you think about using your power.

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            • drunkanroot@sh.itjust.worksD [email protected]

              i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there

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              The deletion is absolute (all atoms, creates a true void), and infinite in size vertically. Your first use of this power results in massive tectonic shifts and (admittedly low-key) global chaos.

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                Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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                They are hollow, only a couple millimeters thick. They melt in less than a minute.

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                  A matter of keeping some hair in a jar as well as a photograph of mine

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                  Ide start an only fans account

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                  • aksamit@slrpnk.netA [email protected]

                    How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.

                    Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.

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                    No doubt

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                      I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

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                      You get dehydrated if you create too much

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                        You get dehydrated if you create too much

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                        At least i won't cry lava or something toxic the first one was so evil but yours love it

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                          I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

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                          But every container you encounter has a leakage.

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                            i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there

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                            Creates cavitation backlash that prevents precision carving and also can cause fission events you cant control

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                              You can't actually change time, just your perception of time.

                              If you can't perceive anything while time is frozen as a consequence of biological structure, then your "side-effect" is just complete nullification. You wouldn't be changing your perception of time at all. Not much of a side-effect.

                              If your brain and senses can act at super speed but everything else in your body acts in real time, you'd still have an advantage in reaction time as you would be able to recognize and initiate your first reaction near-instantly.

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                              It sounds like you're saying "reaction" is something that happens in the head, while I'm saying "reaction" is something that happens in the body.

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                                Telekinesis

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                                You have to sing to the object to make your power work, with the required pitch dependent on the mass of the object. The larger the mass, the deeper the tone, with really small objects requiring very high pitched tones. You're tone deaf and spend most of your time badly singing scales at objects, trying to figure out the correct pitch.

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                                  But you will always give someone else credit for it

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                                  Hell yeah, I'm down for that. Get yourself a partner you trust and become unstoppable

                                  Or become an untraceable terrorist, now that I think about it

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                                    (Along the equator) in relation to the core along the polar axis. See how I did that? I filled in your implied point of reference. Isn't that a pretty stupid reference compared to, idk, where your are standing now?

                                    How much is a 3 square feet patch of grass moving in relation to the one nearest you? Two points on a grid. It doesn't matter if the grid is being translated around an axis, the two points are basically fixed and dont move in relation to each other.

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                                    I see how you don't understand reference frames. From any reference point, the 2 sides of the globe are moving differently. If you consider 1 side stationary, the other side of the earth is moving 3200 km/hr relative to you. If you're at the core both sides are moving in opposite directions. I think you could teleport from one pole to the other and be ok. Reference frames by definition cannot be rotating.

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                                      I have wolverine level regeneration.

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                                        I have wolverine level regeneration.

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                                        But only for your foreskin

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                                          But only for your foreskin

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                                          Cool I get my foreskin back.

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