Let's play this game again
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I can shapeshift.
... into cheap chinese toys only
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Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
Things always break for you just as you’re about to experience their reaction, regardless of the medium, abstraction or delay (live/recorded/news articles…)
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The power to become the animal I last ate.
All the food you eat tastes bland, cardboard like.
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Actually, 8.
No. Actually, you don't even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can't snap with that hand anymore.
One big finger
A thumb?
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Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
... but you get some tasty food
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Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
But you get tourette(?) syndrome
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The power to become the animal I last ate.
Counts for going back to human too
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The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do
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Into Ron Jeremy.
Thanks this one could be useful.
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The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do
Congrats! You have this superpower and I am jealous.
Unfortunately you can now only concentrate on things you are supposed to do. You try to watch TV and you can't follow the show because you're thinking about how you need to mop the floors. Want to read? You can't concentrate because you really should wash your windows. Your life becomes a hell of boring productivity. You lose sleep thinking about all the things you're supposed to do, including how you're supposed to be asleep by now. There is no more pleasure in life. There are no more quiet moments. There is only stuff you are supposed to do.
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The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
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The power to become the animal I last ate.
You're a staunch vegetarian
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My superpower is pain
You can only inflict it on yourself
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Your butthole is now sealed shut
You get food poisoning from everything you eat or drink
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I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
You can only write 'hello world'
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I always succeed at anything I attempt
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You attempt skydiving without a parachute. Once....
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
Remember that you matter, and I hope that you are okay, and have a fabulous day..!
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The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
It works everytime you touch someone you admire or love.
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Instant teleportation
You can only teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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I am ironman
The breakfast cereal
