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    The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.

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    They are always completely distracted and on their phones the whole time.

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      Instant teleportation

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        Invisibility

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          I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
          "I ___, but only when I'm hard."

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          Can reproduce

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            Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

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              The ability to control all matter at the subatomic level.

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                I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

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                  Grow slowly -> walking air cooler

                  Shink rapidly -> Boom

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                  Wouldn't it be more like:
                  Grow slowly -> burn proportional amount of calories
                  Since you would need to get that energy from somewhere

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                    I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

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                      I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.

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                        Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface

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                          Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

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                          you notice peculiar signs that foretell great calamities but you can never make sense of it

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                            Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface

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                            you can never hold a solid shape

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                              Controlling time to undo mistakes i have done in the past

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                                I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.

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                                the rails quality is not very good

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                                  Controlling time to undo mistakes i have done in the past

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                                  But only spelling or grammar mistakes.

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                                    you can never hold a solid shape

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                                    How so exactly because that could completely counter shapeshifting as a concept and wouldn't make sense

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                                      I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.

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                                      Despite the conversion, the vehicles used stay largely the same, so cars are now converted to using railways and trains to using interstates, etc.

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                                        The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.

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                                          being happy

                                          I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.

                                          Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.

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