Let's play this game again
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The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
Your DnD groups are all incredibly hot and sexually uninhibited, but none of them will date you because they can always get great sex, whereas you are the best at being a DM. They also steal any one you want to date because they want you do do nothing but be there for them.
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I can shit at will
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Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
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Will to live
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Just gimme photographic memory.
You cannot forget the bad things, the pain, the emotions that went with them.
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Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
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Mind reading
All thoughts are formatted in .docx
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I can shit at will
Will changes his name
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I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
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Invisibility
You become blind and deaf when invisible.
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infinite money
But it's a currency you cannot spend or convert.
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I GET IMMORTALITY!
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Super speed of course!!
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The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.
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I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
only you see it
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I GET IMMORTALITY!
your body still decays
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I can shit at will
You can't piss at will.
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Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.
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The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It's... for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Hi, is there a Resol in the house? My name is Agent uh, Jones, I'm here from the NSA. We've got work for you to do."
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Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
