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    Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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      Mind reading

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      All thoughts are formatted in .docx

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        I can shit at will

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        Will changes his name

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          I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

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            Invisibility

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            You become blind and deaf when invisible.

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              infinite money

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              But it's a currency you cannot spend or convert.

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                I GET IMMORTALITY!

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                  Super speed of course!!

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                    The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.

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                      I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

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                      only you see it

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                        I GET IMMORTALITY!

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                        your body still decays

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                          I can shit at will

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                          You can't piss at will.

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                            Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface

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                            You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.

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                              The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It's... for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)

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                              KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

                              "Hi, is there a Resol in the house? My name is Agent uh, Jones, I'm here from the NSA. We've got work for you to do."

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                                Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours

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                                  I can shit at will

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                                  ... but you will simultaneously puke

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                                    Just gimme photographic memory.

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                                    You will remember everything since your contraception and remembering being born gives you severe PTSD

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                                      Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours

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                                      With the brightness of 1.000 suns

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                                        Telekinesis

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                                          When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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