Let's play this game again
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I have wolverine level regeneration.
.... but you regenerate too much
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The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
You are invisible.
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.... but you regenerate too much
So super cancer?
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Be able to transform into animals
But only indoors and you immediately shit in the floor.
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Teleportation.
Every time you do it you shit your pants
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
As someone who can command the end of other people's lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.
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The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
Then you're just a normal alien. The idea behind the kryptonite is that it weighs you down your whole life living on planet krypton -- when you finally are free of it, you're superpowered. Without kryptonite, there's no superman.
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Incorrect. Any two walkable points on the earths surface relative to each other are for all practical intents and purposes static. The examples you gave earlier were relative to the earth's axis.
The earth is rotating bro. It is not static. that's literally why there are jets streams and prevailing wind patterns. If you could actually use a rotating body as a static reference frame, the stars in the sky would be spinning around your reference frame every 24 hours. Any star doesn't have to be very far away before it needs to move faster than the speed of light to complete it's rotation (which is not possible). Go spin a basketball. I promise you the 2 sides are moving in opposite directions from any reference frame that is not spinning (bc reference frames by definition are not spinning)
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So super cancer?
That works too but I was thinking you would grow six legs and eight arms, or a bit like Tetsuo in Akira.
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The earth is rotating bro. It is not static. that's literally why there are jets streams and prevailing wind patterns. If you could actually use a rotating body as a static reference frame, the stars in the sky would be spinning around your reference frame every 24 hours. Any star doesn't have to be very far away before it needs to move faster than the speed of light to complete it's rotation (which is not possible). Go spin a basketball. I promise you the 2 sides are moving in opposite directions from any reference frame that is not spinning (bc reference frames by definition are not spinning)
The Earth is Rotating around an Axis.
If you take a pound of dirt and another pound of dirt and space them a few feet, or miles, or oceans apart, one of them doesn't randomly start vibrating and floating around the other, idiot.
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
But your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it
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Then you're just a normal alien. The idea behind the kryptonite is that it weighs you down your whole life living on planet krypton -- when you finally are free of it, you're superpowered. Without kryptonite, there's no superman.
I agree. Superheros are best when defined by what they CAN'T do.
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That works too but I was thinking you would grow six legs and eight arms, or a bit like Tetsuo in Akira.
I feel like that effect would be under a different power than regeneration, like shape shifting or something. Growing extra limbs would be unlikely unless you were already genetically rigged for it.
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Cool I get my foreskin back.
And sell it a second time.
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I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
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If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories. Id have to shapeshift somewhere calm, and leave myself notes
Oh my god, Memento meets Animorphs.
Holy shit this is actually a good idea, I would actually read this book or watch this movie...
It could also work in a video game, but it would be very difficult to pull this off as the player character... could make for some extremely interesting NPCs in various settings.
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it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
This is a superpower thst could be in the orgy scene in The Boys, rofl.
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Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
This is an interesting side effect.
- Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
- If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
- Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
- If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.
The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.
A sort of corrollary to this is CIPA
https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549
You just do not feel pain, cannot sense temperature and never sweat.
You also, as a child more often, frequently seriously injure yourself and do not even realize it.
Also the inability to sweat makes you much, much more susceptible to heat stroke.
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I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
Stack overflow won't load while time is paused.
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The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"
