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    The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

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    You got a sore throat all the time so it really hurts to say it

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      access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.

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      Oh no... I'm a cat. Done and done.

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        I agree. Superheros are best when defined by what they CAN'T do.

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        For the really powerful ones, but for instance I think spider man is better defined by what he CAN do, which is actually a pretty small list.

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        • drunkanroot@sh.itjust.worksD [email protected]

          it just makes a clone of you to whereever you wanted to teleport

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          do the clones also have the ability to "teleport" or produce a clone anywhere?
          because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.

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          • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneI [email protected]

            Hell yeah, I'm down for that. Get yourself a partner you trust and become unstoppable

            Or become an untraceable terrorist, now that I think about it

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            I think they mean someone else gets credit for it, you don't choose who

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              The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                But it includes all trace levels of insects in your food.

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                • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

                  I have wolverine level regeneration.

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                  And you need it due to extreme clumsiness.

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                    And you need it due to extreme clumsiness.

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                    Nothing changes.

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                      you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.

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                      Actually, 8.

                      No. Actually, you don't even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can't snap with that hand anymore.

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                        Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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                          do the clones also have the ability to "teleport" or produce a clone anywhere?
                          because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.

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                          yes if they teleport then it makes more and they also dont know there clones they think the teleportation worked how it does in movies

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                          • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneI [email protected]

                            There's no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah!

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                            Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now

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                              Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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                              The ice created has an index of refraction of 1 and extremely low surface reflectivity. It is almost impossible to see and can appear anywhere within 5 meters of you.

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                                Saturation is a side effect of eating you won't receive.

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                                Is that a term people use to describe eating in real life? Not just Minecraft?

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                                  Then start making positive ones

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                                  It’s only the first reply, son. Plus, your superior was lamenting the responses, not my lack of participation.

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                                    When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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                                    You're still perfectly visible in shadows and reflections. Anyone who catches you in a mirror will see you completely naked.

                                    Ambient light occlusion counts too, the area covered by your feet looks perfectly black.

                                    Edit: You can create this scenario pretty easily in Blender. Here's what it might look like:

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                                      The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

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                                      But you have a severe gambling addiction

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                                        Your butthole is now sealed shut

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                                          I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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                                          The code can only be written in VB.Net.

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