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    The moment you calmly express your disapproval, you've shown yourself to be the mature adult in the situation. Trust me, it pisses people off at times, but it's also the better way to produce positive change in people. I do it online all the time! πŸ˜…

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      And what benefit is there in upsetting someone else purposely, regardless of what they did? Seems it will only aggravate the situation instead of deescalating it.

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      I mean, those lacking in empathy and critical thinking skills need to learn through pain. A thumbs down ain't anything they can hold on to and rationalize to excuse themselves of the guilt, so it will produce changes more efficiently. And why must I raise adult children? Because it's the right thing to do (and their parents/themselves didn't do it), both for society and for themselves. They might not realize it today (again, they're immature), but being a better human being benefits primarily oneself. πŸ‘

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        I usually give people a sarcastic thumbs up. I've seen similar results.

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          Pointing and laughing at them will make them actually try to kill you.

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            Alright, will try this

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              I like to shake my finger as if at a child to go naughty naughty naughty. They fucking hate it

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              Similarly, I give the condescending head shake, like a disappointed father.

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                This is real!
                I have the thumbs up to a cybertruck driver, locked eyes with him and slowly turned it to a thumbs down.

                His soul died. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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                  Similarly, I give the condescending head shake, like a disappointed father.

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                  Yes! The "I'm not mad, just disappointed" classic.

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                    what benefit is there

                    Getting to see if the "castle doctrine" applies to moving vehicles? /s

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                    Found Florida man!

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                      My wife does a small peepee 🀏

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                      Sorry for your loss

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                        The mature thing to do and the most "I don't give a fuck" way to be is just to move out of the way of people who want to go fast and leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

                        I've spent a lot of time riding motorcycles. Your awareness changes and you learn to identify danger.

                        Seriously, why do you give a shit about the weirdo whose driving is pissing you off? When you're in a car, the easiest way to get this person out of your life is to just slow down a little.

                        Driving like an old person is chill as fuck. Better gas mileage, too.

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                          The mature thing to do and the most "I don't give a fuck" way to be is just to move out of the way of people who want to go fast and leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

                          I've spent a lot of time riding motorcycles. Your awareness changes and you learn to identify danger.

                          Seriously, why do you give a shit about the weirdo whose driving is pissing you off? When you're in a car, the easiest way to get this person out of your life is to just slow down a little.

                          Driving like an old person is chill as fuck. Better gas mileage, too.

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                          I used to drive like a maniac until I got a motorcycle.

                          Now, I'm super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

                          I accidentally cut someone off on the freeway last week (3 lanes turned into 2 and I was zoned out, I was driving all day). Dude started honking and raging on me, I could hear him telling me to pull over, so I just kept staring forward until he gave up. Normally I would have engaged.

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                            I like to shake my finger as if at a child to go naughty naughty naughty. They fucking hate it

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                            This is also my play. Older men go absolutely frothy with rage.

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                              me scaring them by making it look like I can detach my fingers

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                              Which you had to let go of the wheel to to…

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                                Anger is fleeting. Disappointment is forever. A good lesson for teachers, too.

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                                  The mature thing to do and the most "I don't give a fuck" way to be is just to move out of the way of people who want to go fast and leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

                                  I've spent a lot of time riding motorcycles. Your awareness changes and you learn to identify danger.

                                  Seriously, why do you give a shit about the weirdo whose driving is pissing you off? When you're in a car, the easiest way to get this person out of your life is to just slow down a little.

                                  Driving like an old person is chill as fuck. Better gas mileage, too.

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                                  I drive a Miata. I have to pretty much drive like I’m invisible. I’ve had people try and merge right over top of me. I don’t understand the mentality of trying to β€˜win’ on the road. I let anyone I can around me as politely as possible.

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                                  • naich@lemmings.worldN [email protected]

                                    Pointing and laughing at them will make them actually try to kill you.

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                                    When you make eye contact, show him a picture of you and his mother out for a nice seafood dinner.

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                                      The moment you calmly express your disapproval, you've shown yourself to be the mature adult in the situation. Trust me, it pisses people off at times, but it's also the better way to produce positive change in people. I do it online all the time! πŸ˜…

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                                      I agree completely. Getting mad just vindicates them, especially online

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                                        Flicking = / = Flipping

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                                          The mature thing to do and the most "I don't give a fuck" way to be is just to move out of the way of people who want to go fast and leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

                                          I've spent a lot of time riding motorcycles. Your awareness changes and you learn to identify danger.

                                          Seriously, why do you give a shit about the weirdo whose driving is pissing you off? When you're in a car, the easiest way to get this person out of your life is to just slow down a little.

                                          Driving like an old person is chill as fuck. Better gas mileage, too.

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                                          Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

                                          • George Carlin

                                          I took that to heart when I first heard it at like 19

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