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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    The angle is not helping

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    dacotaco@lemmy.worldD
    I personally also dont like his newer content. Hes become too big for me and his content is suffering from it for my tastes. However, this is also a personal thing for me and i still regard his moral alignment to be good and he brings a good information about the legal world to youtube.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    How to sound smarter

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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    I need your help with something. Don't be a wuss.

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    I'm assuming they shot each other, hance both of them wearing vests. Otherwise it was a case of "alright Phillip. You just stand right there and I'm going to wear this just in case" "in case of what" "never you mind"
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    It aint that hard, fuck wits

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    It's not a binary option. It's a spectrum. You need to be cautious while driving, which is correct. You CAN be TOO cautious, which is in itself incorrect. Stop being a pedant.
  • ladybutterfly@lemmy.worldL

    There's always sweet treats

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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    These are just paintings by Canadian artist Alex Colville, who painted in 1950-90s in the style of "PS2 game graphics"

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    That looks very neat and I'd love to have a wallpaper made from one of those, has someone found some high resolution pictures of his work ?
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Life after 30 is like playing an MMO after 1000 hours

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    And my god, the framerate. Through the roof.
  • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT

    Band Camp urinals sure have changed

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    Something in the Saxhorn family I would guess. Possibly a marching euphonium? It was the same day as those thwack tubes, you missed a really fun day. They do look plumbed as urinals to me, it’s just really hard to see the drain pipe going off to the right of each bell behind the bells.
  • ladybutterfly@lemmy.worldL

    It is science

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    That explains why they don't taste like blueberries.
  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksK

    Captcha on hard mode

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    For a second I thought this was images of the Filipino dish balut
  • M

    Not me, but i know her

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    dumbass@leminal.spaceD
    Would butt implants be classed as stolen Valor?
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Dude looks like a Nickelodeon character

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    dumbass@leminal.spaceD
    I was wondering what happens to the lead singer of this band
  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksK

    I will never understand cat people

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    Cat people are pretty self-sufficient. Normally food, water and a few cats are all they need, and they'll come to you for attention. If you have two cat people there's a good chance of them forming a bonded pair, too. More than two cat people and they'll often socialise together.
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    It's important to be clear

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    cock_inspecting_asexual@lemmy.worldC
    Oh lord
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    True story

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    zexu@lemmy.worldZ
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  • cheesetoastie@lazysoci.alC

    I like that idea

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    captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC
    burns down an ecosystem anyway
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Inspirational quote of the day

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    HAIL SATAN!
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    When computer is what?

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    [image: 6b5ba015-d02a-463e-800c-ca461527fb05.webp]
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Why are you so depressed?

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    ininewcrow@lemmy.caI
    Looking into our past and only finding a shadow of our former glory
  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksK

    Nobody wants a cold corn dog

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    southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksS
    5p extra for ketchup Used to be 1p, but the damn dwarves have driven up prices after their efforts on treacle mine road