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  • When you finally spot that mf mosquito

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    Electric murder racquet FTW! Mosquitoes and houseflies don't stand a chance.
  • You got a better name for a glass recycler?

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    ‘Nothin’ Else Shatters’
  • Detailing Too?

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    They did an excellent job on my taillight rims
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    Contacted by AFP, Eurolinks did not respond to a request for comment. The Port of Marseille-Fos had no comment. "We are very proud of this action led by our comrades and which is part of the CGT's long internationalist tradition for peace," CGT secretary general Sophie Binet told reporters in the eastern city of Strasbourg on Thursday. "It is unacceptable that CGT dockers should be the ones forced to uphold the fundamental principles of international law and French values. The government must immediately block all arms deliveries to the State of Israel," she said. The move was also welcomed by hard-left and left-wing leaders in France. "Humanism is not for sale," said Socialist Party leader Olivier Faure. According to the investigative website Disclose, which had access to maritime data, two other such shipments between Fos-sur-Mer and the Israeli port of Haifa took place on April 3 and May 22. French Defence Minister Sebastien Lecornu had stated at the time that these parts exported by the Marseille company would be "re-exported" through Israel and not used by the Israeli army.
  • Applies to Toronto as well

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    This is DC, but needs more clueless tourists.
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    And, you know, most businesses aren't open at midnight. So you're more limited in what you can do in a day. Also, getting a decent amount of sunlight is important, and that's harder to do when you're sleeping through a lot of sunlight hours.
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    Didn't expect to find stardew valley lore out here
  • Sad but true

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    So, only two choices. Keep the door closed or depopulate places.
  • Well, when you put it that way

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    So, basically a school shooting. Gotcha.
  • I'm buying from the man in the TV *ooh!*

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    [image: f40e47db-162a-4ca4-ad6e-24c36a2f3e35.webp]
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    Wait until your wife changes her release date
  • The Millennial Work Anthem

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    I used to have dreams Work is a drag But I guess I have memes Roses are red
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    I guess I don't know it. Oh well! I worked for Alphagraphics.
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    Memes are not a new thing, medieval people had their own injokes and references that go completely over our heads. This is probably one of them.
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    Yeah she got a small bruise on her arm.
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    Tell me you're american without telling me you're american
  • Typical Methods Of Proof

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    Inter-universal Teichmüller Proof Look! They're Germans! They're clearly Nazis! Even their initials are SS!