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  • Now That I Think Of It...

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    WTF are eve players leaking? You holding out on FTL
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Adult Problems

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    Dehydration... it's always dehydration, unless it's not.
  • Communication breakdown

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    psythik@lemm.eeP
    Shit like this is why I never send internet memes to my parents. Boomers don't understand them.
  • Honestly no clue

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    Leggings it is. PJs are out
  • Everybody! 🎶

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    So you doubled the number of bugs?
  • 19 Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh Without Any Context

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    Those “juicy” seafood places make me sad. Like, the food is tasty, but the whole endeavor creates so much plastic trash. A nasty irony, considering the fact that ocean plastic pollution threatens the very existence of seafood.
  • [Stu McCallister] Muthafuckah

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    stamets@lemmy.worldS
    Lewis Black, my beloved... one of the reasons I went into Stand Up.
  • Great. Now I want Prozac Pizza.

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    Pepperoni, no sausage, dont give a fuck if pineapple touches my sauces
  • Variations on a theme

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    Sticky cooks
  • What could it possibly be

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    kolanaki@pawb.socialK
    What could it be? It says right on the thing that it be wator.
  • Heart of the company

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    launcheskayaks@lemmy.worldL
    My cat likes to interrupty work calls by meowing straight into my mic. She does it every opportunity she gets and people LOVE it.
  • Fake but accurate

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    wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgW
    I'm all in on Delta, personally. Had Nothing but good experiences. I'll tell you who can go fuck themselves: Air France.
  • The two-frame test

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    Well yes but the system gave be table scraps from a meal i made once, so it being bad would mean im bad and my treats are bad!
  • Shout at the Devil!

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    He got lucky, centuries ago they burned people for allegedly fucking the devil
  • Wait... what?

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    Grapes don't always carry the one.
  • We did it!

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    samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS
    Ohh, now I get what you're talking about. I was referring to this picture looking 50s rather than 30s: [image: b9609581-3759-47df-b3d6-e56def3e02c9.jpeg] The OP image is established to have been drawn in 1934.
  • Legit me

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    bananapeal@sh.itjust.worksB
    I have one of those. Banging on crap at 11pm, revving his Harley at 5am, has a rooster. Fun times.
  • Phishing email about crap steel

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    Damn you, Ea-nasir. BTW, I think it is meant to be scrap steel.