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  • hwdosaur

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  • Real fans know what I'm talking about

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    by liking better stuff than what other people like
  • The Rent Reducer 9000

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    Shooting actually straight up is very safe, at least for people on the ground. The terminal velocity of a bullet is fast enough to make you say "ouch", but not much else. Problems can arise if you're shooting up-ish, but shooting straight up means the bullet has zero velocity relative to its origin at the apex, so the only speed it has from that point forward is imported by gravity and wind, pretty much. The image is of a starter pistol, though.
  • Icebreaker

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    1984@lemmy.today1
    Amazing guy. I always love those people who are honest when there is nothing to gain but self respect. Most people dont say anything because they are afraid, and they know its not smart for their careers. But thats exactly why I like those people who are honest so much. They get a lot of shit for it and they do it anyway. Thats really cool i think. Thats being actual cool.
  • A Discord romance story

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    I don't like the idea of the word fat-shaming. Of course I don't condone bullying but being so hyper protective about someone being fat just is peculiar to me. When I was fat myself, due to the teasing of my friends (again not bullying) I put in the work and got fit therefore now I'm more healthy. That wouldn't happen if my friends were afraid of not "fat-shaming" me
  • habosaur

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    Wow. Sometimes what we don't know is even more fascinating than what we do. Incredible stuff.
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    Dolphins ain't got shit! Flipper-ass sombitches! Let's see you grasp tools without opposable thumbs! Boom, headshot. Gottem.
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    yup, a flag with an American eagle shape cutout inside a Maple leave is much easier.
  • He's making a break for it!

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    [image: b942348c-5daf-41d0-a5ea-d5f4d2eacd18.webp]
  • hatosaur

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    Seriously, why would they wear hats so unsuited for their head shape? This answer suits their head shape perfectly and is far superior to all the provided answers.