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    In a world with probably over 8 billion humans, people are so desperately lonely, they view a machine built to trick them into thinking it's sentient as the best option for conversation. [image: professor-farnsworth-8e55bf0c-bafc-42c5-9637-122ee1d8a88-resize-750.jpeg]
  • I love good DIY videos

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    Electrostatic discharge through the ass hahah
  • maybe piss and cum is the same thing for their species

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  • yes it is.

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  • Fucking engineers

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    Sounds like something an architect would say... Shame Shame Shame
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    To be fair, it took her years to ask you to ask her. She could have just asked too.
  • Instructions technically followed

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    Speak English, doc! We ain't scientists!
  • It's a trap

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    It's beautiful
  • That's a work of art

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    No, you don't use dirty water, you use clean water. Furthermore, the dirt does not cling to your dishes – it dissolves in the water, aided by soap. If it would cling to the dishes, you wouldn't be able to rinse it off, either.
  • I've already done it this month...

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    Wachovia did that shit to me one time and racked up hundreds of dollars of overdraft fees. They didn’t process the charges chronologically, nor did they smallest amount to largest. They charged the largest first and kept going (second largest, third, …). Worst part of it was I asked the teller before the spending spree (financial aid check when I was in college) when the funds would be available. She told me immediately. If I’d have just waited until the next business day for them to actually be available, nothing at all would have overdrafted.
  • Oh goddammit

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    I play both Star Citizen and DRG without any issues on Linux (I use Arch btw). For Star Citizen you need to run the installer through a compatibility layer like Lutris, but then it should install and work fine (though I haven't played in about half a year, so more recent changes may have broken things). For DRG, I just installed through Steam. I don't even think I'm using GE or anything and just running it native.
  • Do we really know anything?

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    For the moment
  • Please don't blame them for this!

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    The Jetour X70, in particular, encapsulates Jetour’s ethos by serving as a cost-effective, family-oriented SUV that doesn’t compromise on aesthetics or technical sophistication.
  • The Big Meeting

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    Those are rookie numbers etc. Consider: the night before
  • Quitting Your Job

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  • They're the same picture

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    Why the long face?
  • Two videos that give the same energy

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    I think it's a bit of a stretch to call RayGun a world superpower.
  • Fair enough

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    Could stay technically true with a pun: ...and the love of my wife, Justin.
  • hot tranny models

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  • Cats are liquid

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    Appreciated.