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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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  • I think I read an article about that, and that was my takeaway, too

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  • free-range zucchini

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    gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG
    yes, that one
  • Don't be suspicious

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    one crime at a time, scoob
  • Space jazz music plays in background

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    No specific negative association. I can't say for certain, as it's too long ago to remember. But I think at one point when I was young i felt more lukewarm about the song, but it was overplayed which soured me.
  • *They drew First Blood, not me.*

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    Could definitely just be artifacts from the source photo. I’m leaning shop on this one.
  • Me too!

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    halvar@lemy.lolH
    There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.
  • I just learned this existed

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    pewpew@feddit.itP
    At least it's not pineapple
  • I'm ready for spooky

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    That's cool. In my neck of the woods our seasons are different. We get horny, depression, anxiety and communism
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    Why post this but hide the name
  • AI could never understand human desires

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    I didn't ask DDG if it was a good idea! Just if it CAN be done.
  • Bad impression

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    i tried this on my wife and got a good chuckle. her response was "i did? wait!" then i got a light punch on the shoulder and a smooch so it was worth it
  • Uhm

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    I am actually sorry you went to look this up but thank you my friend. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.
  • Schrödinger's Pedo

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    Schrodinger was a pedophile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erwin_Schrödinger#Sexual_abuse_allegations
  • Do you think he'll respond?

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    Exactly, none of them are innocent, so that part is just plain irony. "hypothetically terrorize" makes sense because simply identifying as anti-fascist can get you on terror watch lists these days.
  • The internet kind of sucks right now

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    The answer is not discord in every situation.
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    sundray@lemmus.orgS
    That's the opposite of sex alright.
  • An alien invasion

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    corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC
    Sorry, didn't realize how vague the comment was. I wish someone would turn it into a movie or miniseries. It's still one of my favorite scifi book series.
  • 🤣 never ask....

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  • Make it make sense

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    That is exactly what I'm suggesting. And so are the sources I provided. But let me be clear. People who go slow on purpose in high speed areas are a danger for people trying to go faster. I'm not taking about people speeding recklessly. I'm talking people going 60 in a 70 or 20 in a 35. They cause other drivers to maneuver around them which could cause a situation.
  • The other kind of crab

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