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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

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___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …

3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

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Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …

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___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP

    The least problematic early black metal band

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    just don't buy their things and it doesn't matter anyways, view counts on youtube aren't going to benefit them noticably
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    lets goooo

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    Yeah, he is a bit of a pratt.
  • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT

    I Am... At Aldi (Full Song)

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  • B

    I saw this and now you have to see it to!

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    hornedmeatbeast@lemmy.worldH
    This is what I got to see, and so do you now. [image: 4d9c2658-1b02-4b48-910a-0054a19111d4.png]
  • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB

    Why aren't you creating more workers??

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    tomiant@programming.devT
    How this isn't obvious and something we should collectively want is beyond me. We really don't fucking need more than 8 billion people. I don't think we need more than 1, and even that is pushing it.
  • M

    For him it's just a game

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    CRT is god level tech.
  • E

    Molybdenum

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    Yeah I always leap at the opportunity to shut down a pendant that made a mistake.
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Just to clarify

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    rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.comR
    He's still a lion, just with a [DEAD] modifyer tag.
  • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT

    T-Rex Burger

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    Even those that aren't residents and happen to be visiting or on a visa. “Our society must make it right and possible for old people not to fear the young or be deserted by them, for the test of a civilization is the way that it cares for its helpless members.”
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    FUN!

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    siha@feddit.ukS
    Go to the restroom before weeing please
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    We all had one

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    Read that as pisstake, been watching too much British comedy lately I think.
  • M

    This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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    Good Point. Anyone against smoking is contradicting God himself who created our anatomy for us to easily enjoy smoking
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    Einsteinium

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    Why'd be sorry anyways?
  • M

    When reality smacks you in the face

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    just install the unmatched power of the sun, also known as high-powered LEDs
  • M

    She can't cope with the stress. No problem just go through the day buzzed

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    We all take the cultural norms of today and then think about what if I went back in time in the 60's. But the thing is that for generations the norms of the 60's were set deep in your way of thinking. The biggest change was safe affordable birth control. It allowed people to have kids, if they wanted any at all, to have them on THEIR schedule and not as a random act of nature. That freed up women to have a career because they could then plan their life out.
  • M

    What's the big deal about just taking them out and showing them

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    Consider that guys have no issue with taking out their cocks and showing them around. Guys are thrilled if a female asks "I'd like to look at your cock, can you take it out for me?"
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    Life Hacks

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    My boyfriend puts a lot of salt on everything he eats. As a joke I bought him an Lickstone for horses for his birthday.
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    Worst part about living in Europe

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    [image: f32bf28f-8f4b-47f0-a952-f749ed5aa691.png]
  • nebula@fedia.ioN

    [OC] Behold, my masterpiece [1/?]

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    nebula@fedia.ioN
    Aww, thank you.
  • A

    game shitpost

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    it's so fucking close to being really good and then it shits it up by having moments where you just sit there going "okay well i guess i don't get to play the game any more", i quit it and came back like 5 times before finally saying "fuck this dogshit" for the last time i swear to god it has places where it just spawns in a tiger out of nowhere, specifically to kill you