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Lemmy Shitpost

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts ___ -Do not Brigade other Communities -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy. -No Witch Hunts against users/communities. -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community. …


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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  • You have so many options these days!

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    roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldR
    In this Context I thought it sounded like a funny way to say "Get your shit together"
  • I don't care if you read them, just mark them as read

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    other_cat@lemmy.zipO
    More like "Damn bitch, you live like this?" I get not everyone's brain is wired the same, but being restricted to my own I just can't imagine being okay with that lol
  • I'm not even ooking

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    circav@lemmy.caC
    Can confirm - life not great for Gen X.
  • Me and my friend coming up with the worst shitposts

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    Some proper neckbeard
  • Valhalla awaits

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    not sure why anyone would want to spend eternity in odin's place anyways, when the alternative is a meadow owned by the godess of beauty and sex.. like hm, do i want to drink mead with a bunch of macho dudes, or frolick and fuck?
  • Old School

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    So was it standing, like, completely upright? Or was it more of a squat?
  • Iron

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    So I think we agree?
  • 🐀🔥🔥🔥

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    You are right about the subjectivity of the scale, though. The American Spice Trade Association has an objective test using high performance liquid chromatography. They have graciously provided the data to the public free of charge.... just kidding you have to be member (starts at $2,500/yr).
  • What a shocker!

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    i so dearly wish more games were like deep rock galactic, just have a button that lets you ping whatever you're looking at, with special voicelines for important things. in DRG it's a faux pas to use the voice chat, half the fun of the game is communicating solely through pinging stuff and furious head and body movement. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dnGFylrdKxI
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    Co worker? Nah Customer service representatives? All the fucking time
  • A beauty of a shit post!

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    halvar@lemy.lolH
    i think you have finally mastered this
  • Stop acting entitled and just live your own life

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    But I responded to your answers? I don’t understand the distinction… According to Miriam Webster a bad faith argument is: A bad faith argument is an argument made with dishonest or insincere intentions, often involving deliberate misrepresentation, misleading information, or a lack of genuine belief in the position being presented Which part of my argument do you find bad faith?
  • Every period of time has it's unique solutions

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    Z
    Better be HDR on OLED, or I'm not coming.
  • Great Advertising

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    you can tell that your opinion is worth listening to because you use a slur for innocent people
  • Power Word: OBEY

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    my first thought is crazy harry [image: 280?cb=20220507223645]
  • Florida ounces

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    lemmisaur@lemmy.zipL
    I still read it as this gross sounding "^u^llbss" and have to correct myself.
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    If you want to know where to look for the Grail, you'll have to open that up and read the inscription on the shield.
  • Lifehack

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    I thought the gardening in NZ thing was legit? Are there not foods you can buy in the store but are illegal to grow yourself?
  • Titling is hard

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    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
  • When people call things they don't like "slop":

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    Added some clarification to the post that it's not the case...