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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    Cooking pizza

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    I assumed they were going to put the shaken box through the oven since the post is titled "Cooking Pizza" so opening it immediately was a surprise. Yes, I expected the same layout, but cooked.
  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    Sounds like a plan

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    the guys i need in my guy squad

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    And everyone who is walking through those glass shards
  • spicytuna62@lemmy.worldS

    Honda Zonda

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    Does it belong to Bridget Fonda?
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    Life hack

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    I love me some industrial safety, and I acknowledge the philosophical tension between explosion prevention and explosion encouragement. But if I had 458 fire extinguishers, we’re gonna go inspect the lathe of heaven and make sure it’s up to code.
  • morph9@lemmy.zipM

    You have one job.

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    Minor nitpick: It's just onus, no h. English is inconsistent. Herb, lol. ... But anyway... so, this has yet to go to court. If Valve just... does their own intepretation, unbans some games, Visa and MC can just say welp you violated the partner rules, no more payments for you. Now, Valve has to do a prolonged legal battle to prove wrongful termination of contract ... while also having their money printing machine offline. And also, all that would do is possibly award them compensatory damages. A court cannot compel a business transaction (an ongoing partnership) or partnership anywhere near as much as it can compel people, corporations have more rights than people. If it could, well then we have turned the economy on its head, now judges run businesses, not CEOs. ... Maybe there is some kind of wrongful termination / non renewal of contract clause, but: 1 - I doubt it 2 - Well you'd be having lawyers argue the validity of that anyway. Valve and MC + Visa both currently do not want to take this to an actual lawsuit because it would be extremely costly in financial / reputational terms for each of them. Visa and MC and Valve would all massively lose financially if their agreements fell apart, Visa and MC and Valve as well could also suffer massive reputational damage depending on how exactly the public narrative forms around the lawsuit... and lawyers are quite expensive. Nobody actually wants to pull the trigger, because its akin to a MAD scenario with nukes. ... That is why we are getting this weird tap unfolding basically PR war, where both sides are angling snd making essentislly veiled threats... but not actually seeming to do much beyond posturing. This kind of shit happens all the time between corporations, its usually just that it stays internal to the involved companies, you read about it two decades later in an autobiography named 'My life as a corporate big shot' or whatever.
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    Australian mushroom murderer allegedly served poisoned pasta to her husband

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  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Chad NATO

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    What's not-so-horribly-fucking-evil in BOMBING CIVILIANS WITH DEPLETED URANIUM you dumb bitch. I call for nuking israel and yall start crying wolf. Double standard.
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    BREAKING NEWS ‼️A man has been charged in a scheme to smuggle cocaine into New York disguised as packages of cigarettes and candy while working at the United States embassy in the Dominican Republic.

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    A man has fallen into the river in Lego City
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    Vanadium

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    Thanks for klearing that up…
  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    Infinite knowledge

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    potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP
    Oh shit, does this mean white people 2.0 finna drop?
  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    What a time to be alive

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    [image: 1748573175804363.webp]
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    A good citizen is always willing to help their neighbors

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  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Sesbians love it

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    northwestwind@lemmy.zipN
    Is it Gex night?
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    The Picture of the Century... Nature defeats Technology

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    Weeeellll originally no, but I figured that showing a little more knowledge on this topic would make me sound a little more competent.
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    Honestly

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    I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.
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    It wasn't always just a cartoon

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    What are signs of AI. Not trying to say it’s not but I’m asking because I didn’t notice it was AI till I checked comments (and still don’t see any signs) Only thing I can think of is that three quarter view that AI does
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    Damm WaterCatholics

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    When they dropped by "new" I ditched it.
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    W.a.m.d.i.i.

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    I prefer to grind my woman rough
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    Perfect revenge

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    /maliciouscompliance