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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …

3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …

5. No Enciting Harassment,

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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    I am the storm

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    https://youtu.be/EWgbVNFMw74
  • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV

    Kept you waiting huh

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    Hard to imagine a less exciting scenario than business retreat
  • phudgins@lemmy.worldP

    Potato potato

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    dumbass@leminal.spaceD
    Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it PTSD.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope.

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    I do, it's just a psychological thing I guess, I've started taking my own reusable bag to the grocery store these days to cut down on plastic though
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    PicklED

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    ultrahamster64@lemmy.worldU
    I like how it makes perfect sense and is completely logical if you're on lemmy and absolutely 0 sense if you're not
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    Should these be mandatory in public?

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    This is why you just use a bike Edit: i meant in the bubble so you don't get feet all over it.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Hell

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    y'all need to just bluntly tell the people around you to get to the point, with that in place phonecalls are absolutely the quickest way to figure things out
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Its what he wanted

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    TFW [image: 1ad96823-b180-4e56-8c45-aaff7fc6e88b.jpeg]
  • M

    Wish I could get free drinks with my shirt off

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    knightly@pawb.socialK
    I'm enby, taking my shirt off is like flipping a coin.
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    It's a talent but I wouldn't advertise it

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    I'd move your resume right to the top
  • M

    Everyone has a special talent. You just have to discover yours's

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    Then why didn't you post a picture from that? This is from the indy500.
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    This guy's taillights made my day.

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    Loss Of Lights
  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE

    Ready for dinner

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    the bread and sauce look like a large lunchable pizza
  • K

    I can feel it coming in the air tonight...

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    The mantis.... the mantis!
  • M

    She is definitely a Keeper

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    random_character_a@lemmy.worldR
    Yeah! 70+ coming here and dumping their memes on us.
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    The audacity

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    amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.comA
    Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Girl power!

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    Yes. We need a princess who shits her pants.
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    The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss

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    They do keep records, but rarely share them. If your prospective employer says that they didn't hire you because of what a previous employer said about you, and that previous employer doesn't have rock solid evidence, then you can sue for lost wages, defamation, and get a nice chunk of money. When people called the store I was managing to get info on past employees, the only thing we would confirm was the time range they worked for us,
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    It's time to stop

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    dandomrude@lemmy.worldD
    Oh no, what a sheerstopper! My world is in sheermbles! I guess I should find sheelter somewhere and get in sheerape for the sheerdown!
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    Mindfulness

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    I had this job once that I hated. It was a hotel job at a place that had a satisfaction guarantee that basically rewarded people for feigning or in some cases manufacturing problems with their rooms. Simultaneously, corporate was obsessed with online reviews. They rewarded people for complaints and made this central to their branding, and punished the staff for complaints from guests. And they kept rolling out new initiatives that basically boiled down to "here's more shit to do on top of your existing work. It's supposed to make guests feel more welcome, but really it just makes your life harder and gives karens another attack surface to complain about." And they were constantly remodeling so guests could gripe about that too. Place was a masterclass in how to incentivize mistreating employees. At one point, they must have noticed that their employees had garbage morale, so they mandated a webinar on mindfulness, to be completed during work hours while also completing existing duties. This was my introduction to the concept. As a way for an abusive employer to pretend they care about employees. EDIT: After some consideration, it was worse than just pretending to care. They built a framework to blame employees for low morale in an environment of constant abuse that corporate facilitated.