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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts ___ -Do not Brigade other Communities -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy. -No Witch Hunts against users/communities. -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community. …


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

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  • My 'murican life...

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    I prefer Lobster Mac n' Cheese. Yummo!
  • Can anyone relate? No? Me neither, then.

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    Rough stuff
  • Someone call Skips!

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    [image: e413bf49-fce4-409d-a02a-cb3435e9b722.webp]
  • Anyone interested?

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    No skeet
  • I swear they’ve changed but I haven’t

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    Lmao so sorry it hurts your feelings. I can smell your smegma from here. Hope I don't "lose my sanity" from venturing out of the "whitewashed" internet, oooooooooo. You're obviously such a real one unlike us wannabes :3
  • Truth.

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    Canadian
  • Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid?

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    I don't want go to hell, again
  • ah yes, the equally competent and incompetent natoids strike again.

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    I dont know if this is a serious question or a vieled whataboutism, but whatever the case, I do know one thing, Russia chose to start the war, and even more so, their mobsters used the excuse that their victims and enemies "made them do it"
  • Too bad we can't have good public transportation

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    You are what appens if someone is too dumb to understand anything but extremes. Being able to understand nuance requires at least the mental level of a 10yo. It is an quite extraordinary feat to be so dumb that you think a country has to be either terrible at everything or great at everything and anyone who says a country is not terrible at everything must be totally in love with everything that happens in that country. Literally kindergarden level of argumentation.
  • 90% of porn videos from the 2000s [Day 48]

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    Great stuff! But if you're looking for an updated collection of best porn videos, check this out: https://bestpornsites.xxx/. Pretty sure you’ll love it — just give it a try and enjoy your day
  • Everything is a problem

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    Piece of shit genocider
  • Did you have one of these?

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    you uh, do realize the exact same thing applies to voice control, right? and people pay out the nose for what is just a wiretap
  • Title of your s*x tape

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    What's your point, that it's fine and dandy? I've done more than my share of fun with guns, but even I think it's just plain weird for kids to see a guy with a gun every single day of their lives.
  • Spooky

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    I see one at the foot of the tree covered in blood.
  • This one goes out to the upvote button!

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  • Pro tip

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    track_shovel@slrpnk.netT
    Damn autocorrect. I'll leave it for the comedic effect.
  • Created by deleter

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  • I may request THIS in my Will

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    i'm gonna have my ashes loaded into a confetti cannon and then have my dj start playing its raining men. if this does not get played, no one gets any of my millions (of pogs)
  • Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

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    I can just imagine him awkwardly leaning his head way in, with exaggerated kissy lips, and she gives him a brief peck. Then, they embrace. At one point, she says "ow!" And grabs her boob in surprise. He just says "sorry" as he looks to the camera and goes "can we... can we just cut that part?" He turns back to her, attempting another kiss, and she just pushes him away. She just hands him the diskette with the secret plans and asks him to leave. He asks if he can call her sometime, and if they could go out again. To which she just flatly replies with a curt "no" and shuts the door.
  • OP cleans his fridge

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    icastfist@programming.devI
    I don't think that's a kidney you can sell on the black market anymore