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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts ___ -Do not Brigade other Communities -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy. -No Witch Hunts against users/communities. -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community. …


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

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5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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  • Rainbolt is on the case.

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    Based on a picture taken from a plane and a lot more data it seems (stuff from the Twitter profile).
  • Gulagtus

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    Don't scare me like that!
  • men are from uat, women are from production

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    That's just trans women.
  • Be nice

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    It now costs $1 to own more than a billion dollars in assets for one *microsecond. We're talking total value here assets, property. Bezos would be down to a billion in just over 2 days.
  • Iodine

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    Sure I can automate your entire workflow but I also forget where I put my phone and one time I put a fork in the toaster to get the toast out.
  • All will eventually be revealed

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    My favorites are the ones where: baby Jesus is ripped.
  • What a wanker

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    windows_10_usb_disconnect_sound.mp3
  • And I took no offense: we're good!

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  • Can you spot the difference?

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    i feel seen 🥹
  • coward

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    OMG I just got it. A society requires some minimum level of foreskin to avoid sliding into facism.
  • And nothing of value was lost

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    Persecution fetish exists regardless how you treat them. Some just WANT to feel persecuted to feel like they have some kind of casus belli. Also, you either experience and/or witness enough bigotry that you reach a point of being fucking done with the hateful spiteful pieces of shit. Apparently you're too privileged to have to care. But let me try to make this clear again. I grew up in it. I saw it. I know and love people today who go through it. There are those who think it's just okay to decide some groups of people don't warrant humanity and to even outwardly work to make those people's lives harder or straight up fucking oppress or harm them. Fuck. Them. All. Everyone who has even an ounce of racist white supremacist Aryan whatever the fuck thoughts or actions. Fuck their flags. Fuck their views. Fuck their lives. Fuck everything about them. Scum of the earth. The vast majority will never change. Fuck em.
  • Something to think about

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    Pretty much. I mean, we all need space and time to be stupid, now and again.
  • baby

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    Boomers: "does that even happen anymore"?
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  • Don't say I didn't warn you

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    snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS
    dd? Data definition? (Apologies for Linux nerd humor)
  • Ah shit

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    Oh, is that what's wrong with me?
  • trolling

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    ssupii@sopuli.xyzS
    I own an alt on sdf. It might have successfully federated the image by me accessing my posts via web on sdf to help federation. This issue seems strictly about trying to federate via mobile apps.
  • erm what the freak...

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    My mom works for Palantir, lmao.
  • Great Birthday Gift

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    A condom
  • Good evening I choose getting the job done.

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    Conflict is how we grow.