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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Me when I'm posting here

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    Have you tried becoming a digital illustration?
  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE

    Say a name

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    Heisenberg
  • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV

    Saturn devouring his banana

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    If you drew this youre amazing
  • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL

    Srsly

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    Yeah, that scans for me. It breaks up "getting ready...for a night out", but I think it works. I think honestly it's just a reality that, if brevity is the soul of wit, then a punchy sentence needs to be compact and that means you need to get a bit funky with the grammar, so maybe the audience has to do a little work. Maybe also "at which" is fine too, and I was just overthinking it. One thing I won't bend on is that "to be starting to get ready" is objectively worse in every respect and is the main thing that throws people about the sentence.
  • M

    Why make it complicated? There's a simple solution

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    I mean, gay people are also a part of society. As are asexual people. If you mean society would collapse if there weren’t straight people to have kids, then you’re neglecting IVF. At one point that was true, but modern reproductive medicine has removed society’s dependence on the straights.
  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.worldS

    ..........................

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    snausagesinablanket@lemmy.worldS
    Glaringly obvious? lmao, see my replies above to all you AI sleuths.
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    French is such a beautiful language

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    Cool. I fancy myself a bit of a word neard, so I find this stuff interesting... so a dildo is masculine then?
  • I

    I basically copied this

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    I've traced quite a few posts to Facebook in my searches for the original copy, since people rarely do that themselves. But that was just an example, not a hard rule.
  • G

    Hell yeah bröther

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    I bet a lot of politicians have to lie to themselves to believe that if they got tossed into a time machine and forced to explain life choices to their 13 year old selves, the kid wouldn't just kick them or call them a fucking nerd. Now he can just show this screenshot.
  • F

    There goes my Draft Kings parlay😭

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    You would hope the dramatic dive to draw a foul wouldn’t make it into robo soccer.
  • D

    live laugh lexapro am i right

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  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT

    drugs

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    Drugs are good! They let you do the things you know you not should!
  • simple@piefed.socialS

    Minion pizza

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    i don't know what the plan was. even if it worked out you'd still be cutting a minion into pieces and eating it; that's not disturbing at all.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    I'm shy

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    Ok, point taken.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    I'll be doing their dad sooner then 5 years

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    There are two possible answer, none of which is a better options than the other, different company are looking for different answer: 1 - you want to climb the corporate ladder and want more responsibility => they want that answer if they are planning to grow the team and need people that will take the manager position when that happens 2 - you want stability and to become an expert at that one job, no plan to move (choose whichever personal project of yours outside of work is your focus here, family, house, dogs, sports....) => they want that answer if the team is already quite big and they already have "manager" potential in it. They now need people that will not quit for a better paying job quickly.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Saying "It is what it is" when it is all that it is

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    uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU
    Obama campaigned on getting past it. ( Hope amd Change ) but then he didn't. Corporations got their bailouts. OWS was cleared violently with the cameras off. BLM notice law enforcement kill a lot of people. The disposition matrix was a thing. The IWOT went on and on. The mass surveillance state was a thing. The economy was better but 88% of households were in precarity, and a lot of people were homeless. And then Trump won by the EC. So Ive been waiting for things to get better for a long, long time. I've just stopped expecting the suck to ever reverse, or even ebb.
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    Who turned on friendly fire?

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    Yeah, not sure I should try to go through the trouble of changing my gender marker now though. (I don't even think I can be drafted for a number of reasons.)
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    I am bereaved

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    I still think about this post.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    that's me

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    I depersonalized so fucking hard last week I can feel this meme in my bones
  • M

    When your city becomes just one big Nut House

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    When I want to grow up I want to be Old Man Shooting Oranges at Teens in Park