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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    I stole most of these.

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    But you know that this wasn't the creator but some "curator"
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Oblong the taxi man

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    dmmacniel@feddit.orgD
    No Elon, go back to SA.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Inside you there are two transformations of werewolf

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    venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV
    The openly gay and yet homophobic people I've met all had an issue with "queer mannerisms" rather than anything sex life related. They said things along the lines of "if people can tell you're gay it's performative and gross". I think they just hated the queer aspects of their own personalities and projected that onto others.
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    The doghot

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    And not or.
  • phudgins@lemmy.worldP

    Hey..

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    This is how I rolled my car off the interstate. (I’m fine!) I was less than a mile from my exit and I thought I could make it. I was trying to hard to stay awake I ended up driving past several exists. Suddenly, I realized my eyes were closed and I wasn’t sure how long they had been like that. I panicked, afraid I would hit the median, slammed on my brakes and swerved. Once that happened, I was alert and I knew I couldn’t stop the car from rolling so I let go and let it happen. Apparently, that’s partly why I wasn’t seriously injured. I didn’t tense up and try to brace myself. That and seatbelts/good safety design. I was scared to drive for awhile but it’s fine now. Though, I never speed. I always pull over if it doesn’t feel right. By that I mean, if I’m tired, if there is bad weather, if my car isn’t driving properly….anything. I don’t risk it. Other drivers seem annoyed that I’m going the speed limit but I don’t give a fuck.
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    Worth a try.

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    There's a man with an arm over there
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Typical Friday night

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    Man, that's a sweet ass-car.
  • icastfist@programming.devI

    Corruption fetishists

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    Damn bro, thanks for the lore.
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    Not POV: your the only boy at the slumber party

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    That hand is on a critical area
  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksE

    Rotary wing tism be kickin, i wana know what model it was >.<

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    Awesome, thanks for posting. I just recently got into plane watching, listening to ATC, etc. One day, when I'm able, I'll have a setup like yours.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    I dont even know where my shit is.

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    Getting my shit together? You can't eat that.
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    Airbnb Hosting Assistants

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    You're trash
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Why American Films Are Objectively The Best, post # 1/17

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    almacca@aussie.zoneA
    Upvote from me for being a real shitpost. This is fast becoming one of my favourite comms.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Earned my belly today

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    That's only when referring to the code I wrote
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Car

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    First time I changed the oil iny car, aged about 17, I put in about 10L then got fed up because it still wasn't filling up all the way to the fill cap. Ah, red falcon, I don't miss you.
  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR

    Poop In A Box

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    anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA
    I don't think Google had anything to do with it. Unless if they are part of jpeg, which is entirely possible. It's not clear why they used another format, maybe someone's boy(girl)friend worked on it.
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    It's got electrolytes

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    It actually is
  • cidvicious@sh.itjust.worksC

    Top text

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    We keep living together and keep it civil so we can both live with the kids. Its not without it's problems but there is no fighting which is generally a good thing. We keep honest when the kids ask questions and try to answer them as well and honest as possible according to their age obviously.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    I'm stuck with me.

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    yeey

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    What's a friendship without it?