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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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  • The Elder God

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  • Canadians are just too polite

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    Canadian teams just seem to not want to win. With Toronto more concerned with shooting themselves in the foot the moment they reach the playoffs every year; Winnipeg, Vancouver, Calgary and Ottawa more concerned with cycles of more or less mediocrity; Edmonton who have to rely on 2 players to get them through you're left with the Habs who can't seem to get it together for long enough to make a real impact though I really hope this time around is the one that sticks and I have hope! Canucks (my team) seem to be preoccupied with one more trade or one more overpaid free agent and we'll squeak in but when that doesn't work out they shit the bed again, just like this year and it's looking worse the next with absolutely nothing in the cupboards (though the Calder cup win makes things look a little better). But we're about to sabotage the career of the greatest player we've ever had because ownership refuses to have a genuine rebuild.
  • *blocks user*

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  • Best way to "give notice" that you are resigning

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  • it is me

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    You are not supposed to pet all-seeing dogs, btw.
  • (is she an acrobat or a gymnast?)

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  • double kill!

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    macaroni_ninja@lemmy.worldM
    180 noscope
  • Crosspost if you agree!

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    lmao this guy couldn't afford a pepsi hose
  • wisely

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    also like, there's lymph magic too! No one ever remembers about lymph magic, just because it's less obvious and impressive..
  • Just curious

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    Translation: "I tried to fuck this toy, and my dick is stuck in it."
  • So sick

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    Yeah. They're "wired" to have the Main Light Source (e.g. moon) in a certain area of their visual field. It allows for navigation. If it strays too far from that area of their visual field, they're off course. Well, a bulb is really fucking close, so any movement or adjustment or turn is gonna "move the navigation light", so they have to swerve to get it back in the right spot. It's like in Skyrim or Fallout, where the pip on your compass moves more as you get closer. Except there's actually a key in some dead guy's pocket, and his corpse clipped into the basement so every step you take, that compass pip goes flying to the other side, telling you to keep turning around because it's always just behind you again.
  • Wat

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    What is fee fie foe? The first three digits of Mike Tyson’s phone number.
  • Back to the beginning please

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    thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT
    but nothing will notice because the expansion of the universe will move everything so far away
  • A metaphor for capitalism?

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    spacecowboy@lemmy.caS
    How poetic.
  • Us?

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    Eh, it isn't so bad. I am effectively a hermit. I only see people when I am forced to go to the store.
  • Oh to go back...

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    I fucking loved Millencolin back in the day. Hadn't listened to them in years until something inspired me earlier this year to look up No Cigar. So great! I appreciate the call out and also agree about the "pop" label. Lol, NOFX would definitely not be pleased with that.
  • Why does the version with the Cornucopia look so much better?

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    We? Of course, yes. All of us... [image: cd4b5120-32a1-42d6-89bb-9c2d0d54fdbf.png]
  • A few horny memes are acceptable surely

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    rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.comR
    This could be us but you human
  • Finally someone who can pronunce it

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    I was actually waiting for this one, well played
  • Just a moth doing his job man

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    snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS
    Bloody brilliant