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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Dang

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    I'm a paragon of mental health.
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    New Lemmy meta just dropped..

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    [image: 9ea04392-70be-4d5c-8b56-67d9e90294ce.gif]
  • M

    THIS always annoys me.

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    iavicenna@lemmy.worldI
    Fuck big corporations using "charity" to pull tax avoidance scams. Why the fuck would I donate through you when I can go for a charity not associated to a corporation? I have an idea, if you donate ten times the amount I donated from your profits, then I will donate through you. Otherwise you can fuck off.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    It's that time of the decade where we can bring out this meme

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    fuck i'ma need some opium to process this
  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH

    jokes on him i'ma be a plumber when i throw shaky grenades

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  • L

    YouTube "search results"

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    That's not what's happening here, sorry.
  • deceptichum@quokk.auD

    the cake is a lie

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    I mean, Theranos was less classic ethical nightmare as it was just a grift, separating suckers from their money. A possible more fitting example in the same vein would be Roger Wakefield's "studies" on how the MMR vaccines cause autism., where actual children got harmed and spurred on the antivax movement.
  • M

    good advice

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    My brain keeps locking up. I think I know what it does say and I think I know what it is supposed to say but I literally cannot separate the two. It's like a radio stuck between stations
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Should I get a second opinion

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    So let's see... Shitting white means a lack of bile, pissing red means you have something wrong with the urinary tract or kidneys, and bleeding blue means you're a hermit crab.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Very small deal

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    I don't even know what I am looking at here.
  • M

    Fun to do

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    This meme predates Facebook by at least a decade.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Neo

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    More like Noe.
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    They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s.

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    Or anus!
  • xylight@lemdro.idX

    Suggestion

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    idunnololz@lemmy.worldI
    What's wrong with lollies. I love sucking on them. /s
  • K

    I hope i don't get downvoted for this

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    Oh daaamn, I didn't know it was such a prestigious source. Probably explains the one downvote. lol Definitely agreed with other commenter that in modern times, comparing things to Disney is more of a back handed complement.
  • M

    Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit

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    We understand the INTENT of the question. The problem is as it is stated, the question does not limit the domain of correct answers to only what the teacher wants. Now please... get your head out of your ass and develop better logic skills.
  • M

    That's a good question

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    Yes, my point is that the big organized religions have the exact same literal foundations as the beliefs you cite, just with more followers and more dogma.
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Protip:

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    haha good ol super glue... Just as a friendly tip: Use something like New-Skin or VetBond instead of superglue. Superglue uses toxic solvents in large percentages, but New-Skin/etc use safer alternatives and also have additives that make the cured result a bit more flexible. Soo much better than bandaids on most scrapes/etc, although on places that still flex a ton like fingers or in/around joints, salve+bandaid can still be better.
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Is that the Crowning they talk of

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    Mom out here getting roasted by a fucking Dalmatian fanpage…
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Cool Bug Fact!

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    Bug goes harddd