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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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1. Be Respectful

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Cause baby you're worth it 💅

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    Thank you! So is it a good thing or a bad thing? Like "this may not be an actual boil, but he'd have made one for me if he wanted to," or "he would have made a full boil if he wanted to, so clearly he didn't want to"? Edit: looked it up and it's popular enough to have articles written about the tiktok trend. Seems terrible like every other tiktok trend I've ever heard about.
  • rmdebarc_5@sh.itjust.worksR

    What is real? What is fake?

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    It’s funny I remember nothing about you but according to my user tags I labelled you as “troll” a while ago. [image: 1b686480-632d-4e55-873a-17d748100035.webp] Which is very meta given your comment
  • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR

    You Know What They Say:

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    "I swear to God I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says 'shenanigans'."
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Cultural differences

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    macncheezus@lemmy.todayM
    I’ve seen this meme several times and the premise is so dumb but the picture still makes me laugh every time.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Me looking at your posts like

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    fizz@lemmy.nzF
    This will be forever burned into my head because i played a rhythm game OSU at the time and this was a popular map. So ive played this song over and over
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Me looking for some shitposts to share with you

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    Happy possum
  • rmdebarc_5@sh.itjust.worksR

    Behold

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    Quelle chance…
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Why is someone always cheating?!?

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    I don't mind vagina talk, but I do always feel like I'm hearing something I'm not meant to hear, becoming automatically shameful like I'm some kind of eavesdropping creepy perv. It's been educational though.
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    Anyone up for cross fit?

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    And shins
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Just be that way

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    Surreal comedy is hardly random, it's deliberately incongruous in ways that demonstrate a mastery of causal logic. ️
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    That's nuts!

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    Thanks for sharing this, made my shitty day a bit better. I love this kind of silly humour
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    When the weekend comes

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    *Amy Lee intensifies*
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    When someone's about to explode

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    I need to know more about this condition. First, wtf? And then, well I'm about to explode. What do I do now? Is exploding fun?
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Worst spy ever

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    It has its ups and downs. I actually enjoyed the Miami vice season and the 2 after, though they're admittedly weaker. Then there's 3 .. odd seasons. Once that concludes it basically goes back to normal and is worth watching. Not nearly as strong as before but it's still pretty funny
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    The gender binary is edgy masked boy bunny with fleshlight and soft girly bunny with dildo.

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    I had a stroke reading this
  • deceptichum@quokk.auD

    AI haters are really shit at actually judging AI.

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    Why not go hang out on reddit? There's tons of AI bots to hang out with.
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    When your life is so empty you invent a tape measure wristwatch

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    rockerface@lemm.eeR
    Finally, it's possible to cosplay this guy: [image: 7c7bfbd8920d33cde1e7f52d00edb1a4.jpg]
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Open it pls

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    Yes, I have a lamp for you.
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Happy Fuckin' Pride

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    rarwars@lemmy.blahaj.zoneR
    Yeah, I'm happy to clarify. The way I understand it, "bisexual" is a very broad term that encompasses all people who are attracted to people of the same (or a similar) gender as them and also to genders different than their own. That is the "bi" in bisexual, both homo and hetero, not attraction to men and women. Under this definition, pansexuals are a specific type of bi that are attracted to people equally, regardless of gender. There are other microlabels that fit within bisexual too, some of which might better fit how I experience attraction, but this is where we get into the function of a label. Labels exist to convey general information in a concise way, without having to explain things all the time. Under the bi umbrella, there are only two terms which the average person who's aware of the LGBT community might have heard of: bi and pan. Thus, unless you want to constantly have a definition at hand or send people to the wiki, you are heavily incentivized to use one of those terms. Having no label would be even worse, since then you would need to give a whole spiel every time you're asked. It's ultimately a pragmatic decision to use a term that more people recognize over one that might be more "technically correct." So, constrained to either bi or pan, I think bi is the more appropriate term for me. Sometimes I feel equally attracted to all genders, but my preferences towards similar and different genders shift back and forth, often being heavily favored in one direction or the other. So I use the broader term of bisexual to encompass the full spectrum of my feelings on the matter. Hope that helps!
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    It will

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    hah ! stupendous. Thanks for the laugh The music : https://youtu.be/23oudXZxi-I