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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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1. Be Respectful

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    I'd choose 4,5 & 9

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    Why do people play "would you rather?" Why do people play "marry, fuck, kill"? It's fun to mix and pick options and see what others would do. If the game was "you get all positive and negative things ever in existence" well, that just wouldn't be very interesting now would it?
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    Thanks angry Italian chef, we're saved!

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    While I'm sure that was the intent of the AI prompt, I've never had a garage door break in such a way that you couldn't just lift it, plus he clearly is coming home from work, not going to it.
  • phudgins@lemmy.worldP

    IT’S THE FEDS!

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    True, but specifically USA targeted black people to fill their prisons with slave labor. Crack to this day is still treated much worse than cocaine despite the insane multiplier having been lowered.
  • T

    yalls done seen any bugs round these' parts?

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    One large southern lady, just like me lol This is what I'm picturing: [image: exnv0laomrn51.jpg]
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    We're deep into the baggy era mate

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    Industrial advertising, fashion is a demand creation system.
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    They wouldn't let my comfort dog on the plane

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    Right wing AI slop, they love their interpersonnal emotionnal confrontation that confirm their farcical self righteous beliefs about made up people
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    The Gooner

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    It was a big and very busy pub so we had both glassy and bar back. Usually that's the same person but we needed multiple people just constantly clearing the floor and washing glassware, and a couple people restocking the bar and changing kegs.
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    Is not reincarnating an option?

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    I mean I'm an atheist so.
  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksE

    Workin overthyme

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    Working overthyme sucks
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    I need to play this

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    I cast electrical fire! That should do it.
  • V

    Tuesday

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    Opposite day
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Number neighbors!

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    "Is the Space Pope Reptilian?"
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Rip willy boy

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    Not many people know this but Will Smith's uncle is Slappy White.
  • rmdebarc_5@sh.itjust.worksR

    I felt sorry for them

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    only known method of hacking encryption
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Been a long century

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    peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP
    I literally thought, "ooooo, simple arithmetic, wont do that just now. But yeah, iv been selling drugs and alcohol and 21 plus id cards and licenses to mfers born post 1999 for so long now, must be true." Then I remembered my own math. Yea I guess the 80s was younger time?
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Paw Police

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    I want paw patrol: after dark of these exact situations. Imagine chase just absolutely mauling the mayor because he’s not complying
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    Religions have some of the wackiest rules

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    When people get afraid they get superstitious. And then they walk into the wolf's arms.
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    The unprompted texts I send my best friend.

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    Sir this is a Wendysshitposting community.
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Rule 34 rule

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    I would need to see multiple, peer reviewed sources. It's a very sensitive topic, but regardless, I don't believe that that material should be floating around. Access it through a psychiatrist, or therapist.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Literally

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    Liam, hast du kaka in der hose