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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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    Jesus christ, that happens in Europe too.

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  • M

    When you are really dumb and don't realize it

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    jackbydev@programming.devJ
    My wife and I quote this from an episode of John Oliver (I forget the context). "If you could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?" "No thanks, I've already eaten." Like when things are similar to that we'll just say "I've already eaten" and laugh.
  • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR

    Can't Fool Me!

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    Recently I got trashed camping and dreamt of pissing in a toilet then awoke trying to piss out of my hammock but the stream was sadly, and quite shockingly not
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    You'd need to calculate the compound interest

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    Love it! Thought about it but felt that a random bit in a machine degraded beyond repair felt even more worthless, making the whole of witnessing human fall and dissapearance of last traces of culture even bleaker. You "earned" the dollar and yet the only thing you're aware of is that the "boon" finally let go, because at this point even the concept of banking is long gone, yet alone the concept of digital currency. But you, friend, are clearly superior in the art of poetic description ^^
  • marighost@piefed.socialM

    you are a snack :)

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    Correct use of "POV"
  • R

    she told me i couldn't eat a 5th box of samoas girl scout cookies today

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    Thank you, every time I see this in my replies, I get a laugh
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    muinatiT

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  • E

    I can fix her

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    Oh, yeah definitely. My first love had BDP and I'm still riding scars from those 5 years. Best head tho.
  • marighost@piefed.socialM

    Breaking the generational barriers

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    They are allowed to joke about that because your comment is equally as overdone and unhinged. As if you don't have plant based grease.
  • D

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, uh huh

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    popekingjoe@lemmy.worldP
    City's breaking down on a camel's back They just have to go, 'cause they don't know wack
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    Where to find a girlfriend like her!?

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    Take me down to the paradise outside Where the grass is real and the girls are real Oh won't you please take me hooooome
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    choice

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    wizard_pope@lemmy.worldW
    Love this copypasta
  • marighost@piefed.socialM

    Oatmeal

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    machinist@lemmy.worldM
    Cats are absolute hell on wildlife, especially ground nesting birds, and should be removed from outdoors. That being said, that's completely fucked up that it was put on you by your father. It also sounds like you had to use a pellet/bb gun, the wrong tool. Also sounds like you might not have had much experience killing animals, completely understandable, cute housecats is a terrible place to start with that and is fucked up. He shouldn't have done that to you. I had a similar experience when I was 15 and working my first job, on a farm. Had to shoot a puppy. Guess my boss thought it would make me tough or something. I managed not to throw up or cry. My son is 15, I would never put something like that on him. He's killed rats with rat shot. He's watched me clean fish and squirrels. I'm hoping to have chickens next spring. My wife and I have talked about it, I'm going to teach him how to kill and clean a chicken. Killing always makes me a little sad, as it should. I don't even kill spiders unless it's a black widow or a brown recluse and it's inside a house or shed. I take the ethics of it very seriously. However, I think that if you're going to eat meat, you should have to kill and butcher at least once. We'd have a lot more vegans and more respect for life.
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    King forgot his crown

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    tetris11@feddit.ukT
    Or he's just good with the D. He might also be good at delivering other Vitamins too
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    Ethereal

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    regalpotoo@lemmy.worldR
    Stands on scale Presses tare button Immediately evaporates
  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE

    Pass me to your interior designer

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    allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA
    You laugh now, but a hundred years after the collapse of technological civilisation, the surviving mass-produced artefacts of that lost age will be associated with great prestige and power. Imposing buildings like palaces and cathedrals will feature parts from long-lost machines as prominent architectural features to signal the power and proximity to the divine of those who commissioned them.
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    You know You want to

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    Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard. [image: ca20db1c-d905-438c-93a2-bce8d48605bc.jpeg]
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    parking

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    rockerface@lemmy.cafeR
    Wouldn't be surprised to see a road like that in Ukraine, too. Especially in older towns that haven't renovated the infrastructure
  • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT

    Orange you glad I didn't say ananas?

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    Thanks, dad
  • marighost@piefed.socialM

    salty

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    Le epic troll