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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


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Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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  • Welcome to petty lane

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    I'm reminded of a story somebody shared on reddit years ago. An arborist, working with his team. One of his crew had the chainsaw kick and come back and severely main him. He's bleeding so fucking fast. They need to get him to hospital, and they can't afford to wait for the ambulance to arrive. The woman in front won't let them past. She's going slower and slower to make a point. They're honking at her, but she lines up with another lane to box them in. That car slows down too. The guy is fading fast.theyre using his shirt to staunch the blood, but it's not enough. After several minutes, they finally have an opening they can take. They speed past her little car, throwing the bloodsoaked shirt out the window to slap wetly on her windshield. They meet up with emergency services - first, a cop. The woman pulls over to talk to the cop about their reckless driving. While arguing, the ambulance arrives. The injured crew member, and the storyteller, are taken to hospital. It's too late. He dies. ....don't fuck around man. You never know. It's no worth it. Do the safe thing and make space or pull over. Safety over spite.
  • please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock

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    dmmacniel@feddit.orgD
    What da Hell?!
  • You replied to the wrong person methinks.

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  • Alligators are pretty efficient when it comes to eating faces.

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  • why do androids dream of electronic sheep?

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  • Really?!

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    Some doubt I guess is healthy. The idea that it’s a sign I’m not an asshole yet is one I want to lean into. My field is known for its arrogant assholes, unfortunately. You are so spot on about owning decisions and shedding that doubt. It’s something I’m also working on. Experience helps. Being the expert in the room for the first time is daunting for anyone.
  • Self starter

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    And if you applied modern medicine to hunter gatherers, yeah. They'd live longer. But it barely counteracts the negative effects of the trash we eat the horror we live and the toxic squalor we do it in.
  • feet

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    godric@lemmy.worldG
    That's a lot of footposting, I didn't know you were a fediverse traveller, Mr. Tarantino.
  • last meal

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    so that's why antisocial goth girls are so attractive...
  • That's really not okay

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    But langauge isn't
  • loud

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    godric@lemmy.worldG
    Hahahaha core memory unlocked; I used to eat sunflower seeds during silent reading time. Fun fact: there is no silent way to eat sunflower seeds.
  • twisted

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    veedem@lemmy.worldV
    I’m going to need some therapy after seeing this
  • cooking

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    Honestly, I have no idea myself. I first saw it at GDQ yesterday (or so).
  • Perspective

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    Bottom. The spacing/size of the stairs is the biggest clue. If we were at the bottom, it would indicate that the stairs are very tall and not very wide. As others have said, the worn carpet is also an indicator, as the carpet on the side of the stairs would not be worn. It would also likely have something sticking out like most stairs, not just flat.
  • Valve when they opened pre-orders for the Steam Deck

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    Thanks for the silly gif, stealing that lol
  • prediction

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    killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldK
    Et tu, SZA?
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  • University budgets are hard, even in a petro state.

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    Also, the head coach of the football team
  • historical internet event

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    sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.comS
    May I have some water, please
  • No homo-bro

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    He has a WIFE you know.... Intercontinentia... Intercontinentia BUTTOCKS.