El pinche chancla!!!

I was amazed when Rome Total War came out. 20 years later, the game looks like it was made on Windows Paint. At least Creative Assembly remastered the game.

At that point I would probably just give up on my day.

Reminds me of trying to turn left in San Francisco. Eventually you're going to end up in Oakland.

No, the rest of is get fucked.

Recently I met someone in my dream, where I was on vacation with some friends. The rest of the characters in the dream kinda faded into the background as we started talking, and I made a comment about how absurd the dream situation must seem to them, which shocked them and they asked me to repeat myself Then I said, "I'm only here for a couple days, but-", they interrupted me to say "Yes! But I have to go home soon" as the dream collapses I woke up with the distinct impression they weren't a dream character. I couldn't look at them, I didn't know anything about them, and they didn't respond normally. All I have is a vague memory of their voice I think I surprised some kind of dream walker and asked them out

I’d assume in support of and that they think Superman is woke now or something (as if he wasn’t always)

I was a silly goose once, expecting people to show up for my birthday...so i ordered 3 cakes. We ended up eating all 3 in 2 days with just the two of us.

Good. As it should be.

A lot of times it's the "I went through it, now it's your turn."

Best reference!

Though it’s a good thing they added heat vision to his abilities throughout his character arc, much more efficient to melt ICE that way

Hey. No. You'll hurt your hand. Use a brick.

I think Luke's was the only diner in Star's Hollow.

So true. Reading this almost hurts as much as the metal bar over every bus seat.

Oh good point. For a non-benevolent genie story, I suppose being made a prince of a defunct country would work. He would be a prince, but it wouldn't be good enough for what he wants to be a prince for (a good match for the princess). Yeah I see your angle now and that makes sense.