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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

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  • Very stressed sheep

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    I thought it was a sheepdog
  • To The Root Cellar With You

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    Nobody believes me when I say that! I grew them! You chop em up throw em in the dirt and they grow! You are happy with taking cuttings from any other plant but potatoes? Oh you can't just chop em up and bury them. Then what did I just grow aliens? Ugh.
  • What do you often find Punny?

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    papercut is like someone who have difficulty to get into a situation/task/event, so hours before that happens they're being harrassed by the satanized version of their own mind so they have complete breakdown. the song is that specific moment, unrelated to whether the actual situation later when they come to it is actually defeats them or anti-climatically not at all. new divide— I don't quite get the feeling to be able to make up a scenario out of it. I usually listen to these album-by-album. new divide being a single it's usually not in my playlist. but I like the overal sound.
  • It don't take me that long...

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    This story is reflected in the Book of the Ice trilogy by Mark Lawrence, specifically the last book; I thought the perspective of the Arctic characters interesting, but exaggerated. Though I sympathize with those in that position, it's good to know the book didn't lie.
  • The ol' Uno Reverse

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    Fuck your demand for an apology, how about that? If you had a brain you'd see that my response was saying that if she posted all her nudes with "my boyfriend was going to post this as revenge porn" without any evidence, her boyfriend likely could sue her for defamation as you can't just go claim shit like that. IF I misread, that doesn't mean misogeny, it means I need to read better. But of course, you being you, you could only go right ahead and screech misogeny because that what you like to do in life Now, I will pwomise I will not dwo this again, if I lick your asshole, will you pwease fowgiwe me? Yeah I'm rude, but at least I'm not a condescending bitch like you
  • Humanity

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    Lords of the Middle Dark Rings of the Master
  • He's going to Rock her world

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    It's none of our business
  • that's it

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    [image: b2dc2fa7-5c57-4492-8f45-839277aee432.jpeg]
  • Creative Title

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    Hoover? The vacuum guy?
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    You have to watch the movie Jarhead .
  • What the bird doin'

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    Regarding point 1, QI once mentioned this. I tried to find it on YouTube but couldn't. Basically they said that even for humans, pulling the pin out with your teeth isn't really feasible, it requires too much force and your teeth/jaw can't handle it.
  • Scrolling in hospital

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    When the ad is about this topic that you just talk out. loud with a friend 5 minutes ago.
  • Me too meme, me too

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    For me it's sandwich
  • Remember Kids, Electricity Is In Your Room As You Sleep, WAITING

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    What a time. When ads were typeset in *checks notes* Calibri.
  • Everywhere I go, I see a spectrum

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    "If the human brain (mind) was simple enough for us to understand it, we would be too dumb to understand it". I don't know who said it but my point is that I cannot imagine any health care pathology to be so simply one dimensional that it'll fit on a continuum.
  • I have dozens. I can't let go.

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    Also get either a 90 degree attachment or a right angle drill. Good for those spots when even an impact, or even sub compact impact, drill is just too big.
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    That's my precious little Sssussssan.
  • In the pot you go

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    This is actually a great way to practice improvisation as a general skill. When you start looking at it, most foods are basically different variations of each other. If you break it down to what it brings to a dish, you end up with some incredibly weird combinations that actually aren't bad at all. Once you're good at it in the kitchen you'll find yourself applying it to everything. You can substitute potato in stews with apples and cornstarch to get the exact same texture but a light botanical taste that complements chicken herbs very well.
  • I knew this gif would be in this thread

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  • They Are Birds, What Could Go Wrong?

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    Yes