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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Abandon Ship!

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    quills@sh.itjust.worksQ
    Oh, yaaaay.... Haha
  • don't trust cloud services with creative work

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    enthusiasm_headquarters@lemmy.worldE
    You have your own definitions of joke, best, and sad. That's fine.
  • 🤯 Life Hack Alert

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    Kinda yeah, but I was still able to buy it with only £10k down, my mortgage is only £350/month, and I've repainted the place to suit my taste and cut out a wall to make space for a washing machine (I put a dishwasher in the kitchen instead). Not saying it's for everyone, but it worked for me
  • Edibles

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    Por qué no los dos?
  • Bald Statement

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  • They don't know

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    I think that was from when I got some undies from the lost and found
  • But I like the secret handshakes of the Illuminati

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    R/pizzagate Voat ben swann Etc.
  • You're welcome

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    nickwithac@lemmy.worldN
    Please tell me you didn't use ai for this.
  • They've got a point!

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    well.. sure yeah. My point still stands about "woke" though.
  • Thanks, Calvin's dad.

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  • Obviously 😂🤣

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  • Me too

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    Actors usually don't really eat in TV shows, they just pretend, or they hold food on a fork and gesture with it. The reason is to maintain continuity. Eating changes how the food looks. So when multiple takes are edited together you might see somebody bite off the corner of a piece of toast and then 3 seconds later it's a whole piece again. Some people make a minor hobby of spotting continuity errors like that.
  • Good point

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    TLDR, talk to me when you can say what you wanna say in less than 141 characters.
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    dakralter@thelemmy.clubD
    My nephew was mad about vacuums up till he was about 5 or 6, and I used to watch vacuum videos with him. There was one kid called numaticrules or something who had a massive collection of Numatic vacuums (the Henry family of vacs). And another channel called Vacsock, which was a guy who just vacuumed up socks. I wish he watched that stuff still instead of the skibidi crap he watches now.
  • Save The Planet

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    Can also just overcool if well insulated.
  • Peekaboo

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    Tom has a funny special on Prime iirc
  • It really is

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    gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.comG
    I keep all the stuff I get and somehow manage to lose all the one I need to keep.
  • Epstein's victim who "committed suicide" this past April

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    She could have killed herself. Luckily as a depressed person who was normally never left alone, she was left by herself with a gun not long after being checked out of the hospital for those mysterious bruises that apparently weren't caused by the car accident. So no real way to know if anyone might have killed her (like her father believes) in the window of time nobody can account for. Kinda like somebody else that killed themselves in an odd window of time after being left unsupervised. It might have been she just seized the opportunity at a very coincidental time. Like every suicidal person who is involved in a global pedophile network and directly linked to a man who is a member of the Royal family. I wonder what he's been up to? Prince Andrew appears pensive as he embarks on his weekly ride through the Windsor estate That's kind of an oddly cryptic headline to publish today... I wonder if anybody linked to the daily mail is also linked to any of this other stuff.
  • Good point

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    There's also the UK version which is way better. But way fewer episodes and it's ended.
  • What's yours?

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    Whatever is in the fridge. If I'm at the store, asparagus, some mushrooms, maybe talk to the cheese guy to see what he's excited about, arugula is good too.